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Hey, guys! Today I want to announce my re-retirement from photography. I just discovered the effectiveness of AI for creating art, so I will be relying on that moving forward. You might think I actually traveled to and photographed the beautiful Zoey Luna, but no, you would be dead wrong. I simply asked HAL 9000 to generate 68 teasy photos of a sexual Australian woman with red hair, petite breasts and a perfectly round rump. This set of images is what he spat out. Well, I am impressed. Sadly, AI is very costly, so I still need you to fork over subscription fees. I truly appreciate the support. Now open the doors, HAL.
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"I like Luci Pineda. She reminds me of this really sweet girl I used to know. I should have given her a chance, but I was too distracted by street ballin' and the rap game. Now that I have made more paper than I can spend and courted an endless list of thirsty bitches, I think I'm ready for someone like Luci. Someone who is going to slow life down for me. I have learned that the word 'love' is an empty container, only filled by kindness towards others and most importantly, towards ourselves. -Horst Simco"
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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"Sammy Loble might be full of herself, but she might also have reason to be. We give attractive people everything while they are at their peak, and very little once we recognize their beauty's decline. It is a cruel game that only offers temporary victories. Ultimately, each player loses everything and goes home in tears. So maybe Sammy is on to something. Maybe we should all have portraits of ourselves on our walls."
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"She is rare like a solar eclipse. We will call her Vaemis Kory and this is her intro. More to come for sure. Try to keep it together, boys."
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Happy Easter. Here is part dos of the lovely Gabbie Carter and our time at the Santa Monica Pier. We did not really go. This all photoshopped. I actually shot the entire gallery at a professional studio with three assistants on-hand. I love to slackline, which is what Gabbie is doing towards the end of the gallery. It takes time to learn and you must fail countless times before any significant success.
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Introducing Melba Chastain. Her eyes were so distracting that I ended up forgetting my camera bag at this health food store in Santa Monica. Fortunately for me, even an evil place like LA still has some good people in it. The bag was returned and I lived another day to create captivating smut for the world. More Melba to come.
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"Ah, my friend, you've trudged through the muck and mire of another painful week, the grindstone pressing hard against your back, but here you stand, defiant, at the doorstep of the blessed weekend. The world may throw its punches, but you, you've taken them square on the chin and refused to falter. So raise a glass, or perhaps a crispy chicken wing, to your indomitable spirit. For in this moment, amidst the chaos and cacophony, you've found your sanctuary, your respite from the madness. You've found Zishy. You've found Vyeta Mustafina. This is for you, the weary wanderer, the relentless seeker of solace – may this weekend be your haven in the storm."
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Part 2 has arrived of this exquisite woman photographed by Max. The war continues and is disgusting to me when viewed from any angle--the exact opposite of how I feel about Lana Lane. Shit is gonna get better, I think. And if it doesn't, then that means today is the best day of the rest of our lives. Enjoy it. See you in 2024.
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I met you at JC Penney. I think your name tag said Meadow. I cold step to you with a fresh pack of gum. Somehow I knew you were lookin' for some. Like a fruit that's ripe for a pickin'. I wouldn't do you like that Zankou Chicken. Cause only you've got a thing that I just got to get with. I just got to get with you. And you know what we're gonna do Zishy! Thanks for the lyrical help, Beck. And especially thanks to Meadow Brink for searing some fantastic memories into my mind.
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I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
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"September. The calm before the storm. I remember going to Kyiv. It felt like Russia, but freer. It had it's rough edges too, a seedy underbelly, yet the people somehow appeared more optimistic. Things were heading in the right direction, even if slowly. Pretty sure that's all gone now. I hope I will get to return. I hope I get to meet more people like Nika."
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It was back in 2013 or 14 when I photographed this kooky rodeo girl named Mattie Borders. I can't recall what role she played, but it was a dangerous one. Mattie explained how the rodeo almost cost her her leg. I love thrill seekers. They have the most interesting stories if they live long enough to tell them. You can choose to be safe, but hardly anyone will want to buy the rights. Live dangerously for it is a sound investment. On my way to the Wuhan Table Tennis Invitational. See you soon, boi.
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Last year, I found a picture on the web of a marvelous young woman with smooth brown skin, thick dark hair, and a stunning natural figure. I surveyed my Twitter followers asking if they knew who it was, and within a couple of hours, I was connected to someone in Berlin who promised to bring Luna Silver to Zishy. Score! This is proof that social media can serve a purpose beyond spreading hate and sadness throughout the world. Hope you dig Luna as much as I do. Follow realzishy on the bird. Peace out.
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"Sometimes contributors will ask me what type of models I am interested in. I usually answer, the type of women that a rich man would leave his family for. I think Sofi Levchenko qualifies. I am probably with most of you who do not appreciate the mess made with Activia, but whatever. I can deal. There is very little that I wouldn't put up with for Sofi. Full video update gets added tomorrow."
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Emelia Pearl is a slim vixen with Latin DNA and a creative personality. I can be creative too. Just the other day, after spending all afternoon watching men play football on TV, I was thinking how cool it would be to feel my own body exert itself. So I got out of my recliner, slightly drunk, knocked on my neighbor's door and invited him to the nearby park to pass around the ol' pigskin. We weren't half as good as those professional athletes, but we had double the fun doing rather than watching. We got sweaty and dirty so my neighbor, showing some of his own creativity, invited me over to have a shower and massage at his place. Fuck man, I gotta cut back on the drinking.
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It is remarkable that Austin is the home of two of the wildest, blonde, busty adult starlets from recent memory. Though when it comes to uninhibited energy, Angel Youngs takes the blue ribbon. We went shopping. then took some pics in the parking lot. My mind was filled with thoughts like--Is this really happening? Life rips! She is the real deal. Happy Birthday, Angel.
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"I can't control if these women decide to get ridiculous cosmetic ""enhancements"" and devote themselves to a life of vapid social media/OF whoredom. It isn't my concern. I merely continue to focus on what I do. My singular pursuit remains the same--connecting with females that I find to be exceptional and who are brave enough to allow their unhindered essence to be documented. Iliza Monteforte fit that bill when I met her. Part two to follow."
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"Hello, guys. We tried our best but Debra and I could not find a razor to save our lives. I feel like it is going to be alright. I feel like there are enough of you out there who appreciate the completely natural look. And if there isn't, well then let me say in the sincerest and most respectful way, ""my bad"". But seriously these photos come with an interesting story. Debra's brother came home unexpectedly during our shoot and wanted to kick my ass for taking photos of his sister. I declined his offer and bid my farewell to the siblings. Debra is a wonderful person. Bonus video tomorrow."
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I am going to be honest with you people because that is all that Zishy can offer. I can not provide you with anything else of meaningful value. I can not put your kids back in school. I can not get the homeless camp off of your front lawn. I can not make someone love you for the person you wish you were. But honesty, yes, I can offer you this. Regan Budimir is a renowned pulmonary oncologist in Ukraine who was called in on an emergency while we were spending a lovely day at the park. This is why we abruptly postponed the shoot for a later date in her shower. More of that, including an epic 3-hour long video, will soon follow. See you later, crocodiles.
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Hello, Internet. Here's the time I took Katya Nesterova to Moscow City and we did pretty much whatever we wanted, wherever we wanted. There will be a second part eventually. Katya was as brave as a Filipino drug dealer, and her bravery was contagious. I was taken to a new level of zero-fux-given. During the adventure, I somehow lost the key to my Airbnb. That was a pain, but the preceding adrenaline was worth it. New or returning customers will receive something special if they make a payment via crypto. infozishy.com for details. Hodl!
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"Sometimes it is absurd how beautiful a woman can be. This is one of those times. I realized that I never posted part two of this series with Amber Moore, such an awful crime that I hope you can forgive. My library is deep and ever-growing with untold marvels that the world MUST see. But there is only one me. One curator. One smutty professor. This is the only way I know how to bring consistent quality to a site like Zishy. I have go slow, stay small, and not chase the common denominator. Thank you for not being the common denominator. And it just occurred to me that there is a generation of adults that was born after ""Eyes Wide Shut"" was culturally prevalent. Check it out. It's a great holiday film. I will add a bonus video by the end of tomorrow."
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"Introducing Jacie Verbena. I like her. She seems like she has a good time being photographed. Kudos to our contributor in Ukraine. Does your government ask your permission before sending its citizens to kill or die? Doubt it. War is dumb. Part 2 tomorrow."
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WARNING! The man in the header photo of this update is a bonafide killer, as in buzz-killer. I assume he is the manager of this particular Publix supermarket, although we were not shown any official credentials. Guy walked right up to us and rudely asked us to leave the store. This injustice must not go unheard. Sasha was merely exercising her rights to free speech and sexual empowerment. Men like him want to silence the women's movement. Maybe he would like to see Sasha in a burka? Disgusting. Sponsored by Sprouts.
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Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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Let us return to Russia with our contributor, Vika, and her modelfriend, Arina Bik. On this cloudy day in Moscow, they take us shopping and out for a bit of adventurous street flashing. Now, perhaps I did jump the gun by investing my life savings into Bitcoin last year. But my children seem bright enough. They should be able to make it through life without expecting a terrific inheritance. Even if Bitcoin's price is in the dumps, it remains the ideal way to transmit monetary value to a person living under a corrupt regime, i.e. everyone living on Earth. Better than nothing.
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One of the great travesties of our day is that we will never see Ariel Gossimer completely nude. But such is life and the fact that we rarely get what we want. Happiness is acceptance. To me, Ariel is incredibly kind to give what we have here on Zishy. You definitely can not find photos like this posted to her social media. So send your thanks by subscribing and I will keep searching the planet for these generous women. Ta-ta
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I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
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"Hey guys, I only have a few minutes before I gotta pick up my kid from school. Let me just say that Iliza has a very lovable look. She was kind enough to invite me into her home. I documented her in the most honest way possible and it seems you guys continue to appreciate my approach. There is an endless number of ways to make smut. I simply follow my instincts. It's like I tell the little one, don't worry about failure, just make sure you don't hurt yourself so bad that you can't take another crack at it."
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Sorry to state the obvious, but most porn sucks. It is filtered or scripted or impersonal or obviously fake. In fact, that isn't just porn, it is the same with entertainment in general. When I want to be inspired or distract myself from myself, I only do one of two things. A, turn on a video of the 1973 Belmont Stakes. Or B, do whatever it takes to find a confident, attractive, adventurous woman to photograph. That is why you are here, right? You want to see who is next. You want to see if fortune will favor me in this endeavor. It certainly did with Rowan Emerson. My work is not easy, but I leave easy for the jerks who walk around all day with their feet jammed inside shoes.
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After sunset in this Italian town, women will walk the streets looking for paying customers. It is made obvious by the cheap, revealing clothes they wear and the expensive cars they get picked up in. Money can buy you certain thrills, but it can not buy you a woman like Claudia Veneza. For her, I had to invest years into learning my craft, convincing not only others, but myself that I am a half-decent artist. And well, it worked. Claudia is totally worth it.
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This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
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This visit to Arizona State University with Monica Horne made me reminiscent of my old college days. Even then, I was in constant wonder at all the beautiful women walking to and from class. One particular girl that I always crossed paths with after Econ 101 had me especially enthralled. Her smooth curves and flawless complexion, after many years, are still burnt into my memory. One day, out of the blue, I walked up to this stranger and paid her the best compliment I could think of. She smiled and I asked her on a date. She said yes. I eventually blew the opportunity, perhaps because I was too eager or too clueless, but I still learned a valuable lesson the fear of failure is often worse than actual failure.
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Ileana Burgos is back and brought to us again by Dan, a contributor from Colombia. I only approve the best of the best models for contributing photographers, because, well, this is my job and my site. I don't see why I would hire someone to do my job unless they have very special talent to work with. Angie definitely qualifies. I will get her back a few times before my Zishy days are done. Happy Monday.
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She is back and there will be more of her this weekend. Even some xtra. You guys have a good one.
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Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of burning sage and cannabis, the street performers and bodybuilders thirsty for attention, the grungy style of skaters, the shitty food and gimmicky souvenir t-shirts. The beach is decent, but that isn't why you go to Venice. You go to be entertained by humanity. You go to see people like Lina Telemann.
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"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
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"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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"The magic of Zishy is that you can see how it looks to take out an adorable young lady in Argentina without ever leaving your studio apartment or parents' basement. At some point though, I want you to get your shit together and make it happen though for reals. Do it for all of us who are now spoken for, like me. Those of us for whom it has become essential to clear our browser history. Pathetic. Have a great weekend."
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You guys seem to appreciate Keely as much as I do, so I decided to tack on a bonus sequence of photos today. Part of me feels that I must include images of my subject in panties with each set. Then there is a part of me that says, 'Zach, there are no rules. Stop being a pussy.' In general, I despise rules manufactured out of thin air, so the latter attitude tends to prevail. Do me a favor if you'd like to help support Zishy model scouting and my other artistic endeavors. Please follow www.instagram.comzachvenice on IG. Thanks.
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This update is the first in somewhat of an experimental series. I handed the director's seat to Victoria Minina, our famed modelcontributor, and begged her to photograph a few of her hip fashion model friends for Zishy. Since the beginning, my aim was never to create the raunchiest softcore site possible. Rather, I simply wanted to take photos that I found interesting with women that I found beautiful. Don't get it wrong. I think Mitropoliya is a work of biological art, but this is me entrusting Victoria to explore her own aesthetic sensibility. Behold the female gaze. Warning it is not as raunch as mine is typically.
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These are portraits of Caring Erin taken by her husband. They live in California and are bringing another human into existence. I have been following Erin's social media for a while. She is sensitive, eccentric, and seemingly uninhibited. At times, she challenges my views on beauty and sexuality. Nonetheless, her wild mind and looks command my attention. I am very grateful for the couple's contribution here and wish them luck on their new stage in life. Kiss your baby-mama if she will still let you.
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I know that someone will be happy, because I have received several requests for this final chapter with Pearla Soonin. Apologies for the delay. One day, I will get caught up with all the photos that I have taken. On my deathbed, I will upload the final picture that my trigger finger last snapped. I will have a beautiful woman in front of me and a computer of some sort at my side. Click. Upload. Then, I will breath my last breath. Ahhhhhhhhhhghhhggghhhh. My camera will fall to the ground from my dead hands. I will have a smile on my face.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Here's more of the incredible Minka Giertz looking fabulous in elegant black lingerie, along with a bonus video. It is kinda hard not to love her, so don't even try. I want to thank everyone reading this for not being satisfied with mediocre smut. There are millions of free nudies on the internet, yet you keep coming back to Zishy. Ever wonder why? Good taste. That's the secret. You guys have it. Congrats.
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Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
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"She is not your typical model by any means, but I found Bess Burton captivating nonetheless. She was looking for a side hustle to her job in healthcare and knew that she could convert her physical beauty into supplemental income. Bess is a smart girl."
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"Sometimes I need the better part of a day in order to create a compelling set of beautiful images for the site. And sometimes, I only need about fifteen minutes. This gallery of Greta Yarbrough is an example of the latter. She brought out a gorgeous vintage dress that used to be her grandmother's (okay, I might have made that up) and we quickly executed an impromptu ""flash""-ion sesh in the front of her house for all the neighbors to witness. It was great. Greta is great. Hope you enjoy. I will try to add a bonus video tomorrow."
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Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique her story, her body. If you haven't seen her 'xtra' content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
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Samadhi Amour. What an odd name. One day I might Google it and find out what it means. Not today though. Today I am concerned with more important matters. I am focusing on my breathing. Cold air in. Warm air out. That sure does feel good. What would you feel in the presence of Samadhi? Would you feel lust? Appreciation? Apathy? Inadequacy? Anger? A beauty like hers will teach you a lot about yourself. The path we take is often guided by our attitude. I might not always have a great one, but I am learning to adjust it. That's one thing we must all hold onto. The desire to learn. Dig it, man? -Charlie
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Maksym and Helga Amor make a great team. She reads books half-naked and he takes pictures. I do this kind of reading all the time and my family members quickly exit the room. Lame. More Helga and other contributions from Max to come.
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This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
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I could never leave you hanging on Christmas. Here is Gia Ohmy in her new holiday pajamas. She really wanted to take some pictures in them. I wanted to take some photos without. We made a deal. Gia is fun to toke with. Now off to Grandma's to try and not look stoned to the gills. I hope you are having a holly jolly one. Talk soon!
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The story with Chase Jenaro is that she wanted to make some extra money exploring her kinky side before she left for boot camp. Chase had enlisted in the military a few months prior and had worked hard to get her body into shape. She felt a renewed confidence and wanted to showcase her results. I eagerly accepted the opportunity. There will be more to come of this brave beauty. Go easy on the holiday cookies!
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Tomorrow, I will bring you part two of this morning's photos. Claudia Veneza is one of the women that the others try to resemble with filters and wonky angles, as they contort their less-picturesque bodies on Instagram. Drugs like this demand a slow drip.
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Bianca Bell returns and I am glad. It is hard to find women like her, with her naturally generous curves, a photogenic face, full of smiles and devoid of shame. That is why I told my team in Ukraine to continue working with Bianca and I could continue sending them satoshis. I only spend my bitcoin when I absolutely have to. Bianca is a worthy cause in my book. Thanks, Max and BB. Stay safe.
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I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
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Instead of cheeky notes to go along with these cheeky photos, I will leave you in silence to enjoy Olya Derkach. I also haven't slept in three days, so I'd probably just ramble on about child labor laws or self-serving governments or how you can never really 'throw away' garbage unless you burn it, which is culturally unpopular at the moment. I could discuss the corrupt academic industry or how I despise weakness in both men and women or why peanut butter should only have two ingredients. But, no. Today, I just want you to relax and appreciate this beautiful young woman on a Saturday afternoon. Peace.
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Our finale with Sasha Apex has arrived. Since I photographed her, she got implants. Ladies, I'm sorry but I just can not stand bolt-on's. Give me low-hanging flapjacks or a perfectly flat chest over some artificial substance surgically inserted under a woman's skin. And in what fantasy world are Sasha's natural breasts even close to unappealing? She also hated reading some of your guys' comments on her tattoos. Anyways, I wish her the best and I remain grateful for the shoots. Bonus video to come.
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Introducing Gaby Mueller. She loves running. She loves Eeyore. She has a hunger for adventure that surfaces spontaneously. That lump in your throat, that feverish sensation on your skin, do not panic, it is not the coronavirus. These are the effects of an incredible woman teasing the snot out of you. Gaby does an even better job of it in person. As for the recent chaos that has rapidly developed, I know you come to Zishy for distraction, for relief, for guidance =P. I only have the wisdom of Eeyore to impart. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
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I met Dita Vetone one evening at the beach. I saw a woman wrapped up in a blanket with a photographer walking back to the parking lot. I approached and asked her for her Instagram. I explained that I was also a photographer and perhaps we could work together. I had no idea what type of insane natural figure lay hidden under that blanket. Life is full of surprises. I think I'll keep at it. More Dita is planned.
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Lilo Mai is a beautiful young Hawaiian who has been scooped up by the lovely adult industry. I am not hating on porn, I just think most of it is shyte. The special effects are always garbage, there are obvious plot holes, and I am never convinced that any of the couples live happily ever after. Give me some closure. Let me know if any of the budding relationships lead to a joint bank account. Kisses.
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It is nice that some people go to college and devote their energy towards building respectable careers. Some of which include insurance broker, government program manager, linguist, and commercial real estate agent. Then there are people like me, who come to your city and hire open-minded young women to be photographed for their smutty website. Hey, at least I made it through Sober October. Chapel Hill was nice. Fawn Richfield was nicer.
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Faina Bona skates into our lives from some icy paradise in Europe. This was a first attempt from the contributing photographer. They did some things really well, but others could use tweaking. These photos were taken last winter if that matters to you. Part two will start in a similar outfit but during a warmer day. Faina is a delicate beauty to behold in all conditions.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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People always ask me where I find such incredible women to take photos of. I wish there was one answer. I wish it was as easy as walking into a store and choosing an item off the shelf. But no, this is not the case. Some parts of this job actually take a lot of legwork. I had to reshape my own personality in order to achieve any success as a photographer. Women like Yeraz Gebeshian aren't going to trust just any asshole with a camera. I had to learn some manners. Money helps too.
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Vicky Chandler is back in a two-part session. I had to break it up because I was the victim of intense hypnosis on this day. My trigger finger was sore by the end of it and my camera had to be sent on retreat. Keep cool and enjoy a milkshake. You deserve it. Unless, if you are over three hundred pounds, which in that case, indulge in some refreshing dihydrogen monoxide.
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Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
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When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
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Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There's something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova's finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
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This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
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If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
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I am a lucky bastard. Not only do I get to travel to Italy and photograph stunning women like Claudia Veneza. Not only do I get to eat squid ink pasta, sip a glass of fine wine, and jerk off after to women's indoor volleyball highlights. I get to do something even more satisfying. I get to bring you muffins along for the ride. I hope you enjoy this shyte and I'll keep trying hard to make it better in order to express my gratitude. Turn off your phone and sweep well tonight. More Claudia to come.
