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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
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"Introducing Jacie Verbena. I like her. She seems like she has a good time being photographed. Kudos to our contributor in Ukraine. Does your government ask your permission before sending its citizens to kill or die? Doubt it. War is dumb. Part 2 tomorrow."
"The magic of Zishy is that you can see how it looks to take out an adorable young lady in Argentina without ever leaving your studio apartment or parents' basement. At some point though, I want you to get your shit together and make it happen though for reals. Do it for all of us who are now spoken for, like me. Those of us for whom it has become essential to clear our browser history. Pathetic. Have a great weekend."
"Daphne Dare invites us into her quiet, pink chambers for this intimate session. Her room is filled with all things girly, including a cat, sewing machine, countless stuffies, a large bottle of coconut rum, and mandatory massage wand. I could tell right away that this was her safe space, its own little world that she doesn't regularly share with just anyone. Thanks, Daphne. Part 2 tomorrow."
"I asked ChatGPT to tell me a joke about crazy women. Here's what it said: I think it’s best to keep jokes respectful and inclusive. Then I asked it to tell me one about crazy men and without hesitation it gave me some lame anecdote unfit for my standards. The point is that AI has both a bias and a poor sense of humor. Maybe that is our future--a humorless one. We will walk on eggshells around everyone so as not to offend or hurt feelings. Damn, I miss the 90s. Enjoy today's crazy lady."
Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
Happy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.
"This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"
"I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."