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"The notion that Italian women are universally beautiful, while often celebrated, can also perpetuate unfair and unrealistic standards. This stereotype places undue pressure on Italian women to meet an idealized image, which can be both mentally and emotionally taxing. Furthermore, it dismisses the diversity and individuality of beauty, reducing Italian women to a narrow and superficial ideal. Emphasizing beauty in this way fosters envy and resentment among those who feel they do not fit these standards, contributing to a broader culture of insecurity and inequality. Just the same, there really is something about Italian women. My apologies."
"Such a beauty living in a troubled region. I am so thankful we still get to catch glimpses of magic from Kiev. Our contributor seems to have truly built up rapport with Taya. This is part one and I will be back with the conclusion tomorrow. Probably with video. For now, I need to bow out early to bake cookies for my kid's school winter fair. What a life, right?"
"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
"Here is another one of Vika's hip fashion model friends taking a chance and doing a shoot for us. There are a number of things that I would have done differently if I was the photographer, but the chances of me ever working with Cami Sembrabella are very thin. We will rely on whatever magic Vika is able to create. More Cami to come. And remember, art is a scam, but so is everything else."
The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
"Happy Valentines. Hope you guys are doing well and have a beautiful lady to spoil this evening. If you don't, click off Zishy and go get one. Seriously. I love looking at women in scandalous photos, but it doesn't substitute for the real thing. Please accept this as a friendly reminder. Once you do get a girl, enjoy Zishy all you want. Most likely, you are still going to want to look at other women like Queti."
"Here is a set of street portraits with Luba Cherisova in Russia. She was very open to showing me the popular sights in her town while mixing in risky public flashing. Luba possesses an enigmatic personality, playful but serious at the same time, and with plenty of I-dont-give-a-fuck. Like clockwork, just when I think I am solely into women on the curvier side, a thin vixen such as Luba pulls me back in. Stay loose."
"Throwback to the Covid era, when we were told that we were gonna die and kill all our family members if we stood closer than six feet to a stranger. I was still out there, hustling, traveling with the beautiful Bess Burton. Back then, the man on TV was saying the virus came from bat soup, that masks and experimental vaccines and nothing else would keep us safe. Now, hardly anyone gives a damn that the CIA has officially reported it was caused by a lab leak, or that most people wore masks, were vaccinated and still got sick. We have dealt with so much bullshit over the years. But I'll tell you what isn't bullshit ... the curves on Bess. 100% natural origin. Stay skeptical, friends."
"Here is a nice soft intro to a beautiful woman that very recently popped up on our radar, Yvain Cormich. Apparently, she is quite shy, but judging by what I have seen of her, she is making strides to break through that mold. Part two tomorrow. She ditches all her clothes. Patience, my friends."
"Finding women like Rae Frederickson and treating them well and making them feel comfortable is a real talent. Our contributor, Anthony, has a knack for it up in Portland. Only problem is that he tends to fall off the radar for long stretches. If you or someone you know has the chops, and is willing to take some guidance, drop me an email. zach@zishy.com As I get older, I want to share the joy of this creative, thrilling occupation. The wife also thinks I need to spend more time with her and the seven kids. Oh, spare me."
"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
"The citizens came to realize that the game was worse than rigged, it made no sense at all. Their wealth was founded on a system of lies that always held one inevitable outcome--complete failure. This is when the rush to a neutral, decentralized monetary technology began. The age of Bitcoin had arrived. This is when Zach Venice finally gave himself permission to not give a fuck. This is when he began making art. Part 2 tomorrow."
"I am so damn happy the election is over. I am not happy to witness the trauma of the losing side, but that could have easily been predicted by the way corporate media has portrayed the winner for the last eight years. Both sides now have a duty. The dems need to challenge their assertions by critiquing what they were told and how they were led. The winners need to take the higher road by not dunking all over the losers on social media. It's gross and will lead to more cultural turmoil. The only one that should be dunking is Daisy. Please, Daisy. Dunk away. I'll see if I can put up a bonus video later today. This dude needs some rest."
"Here is part 2 as promised. For all the Zishy fans who have thought about it, but for whatever reason have never gotten into drinking, here is a tip. Head down to your local convenience store and pick up an extra large fountain drink (Coke or iced tea) and a miniature bottle of Malibu rum. Discard roughly the volume of the Malibu bottle from your fountain drink. Then, pour the rum in and stir lightly. This sweet concoction will serve as a gentle intro to consuming alcohol. It is how my old workmates at Blockbuster Video got me started. I don't drink any more ... but I don't drink any less."
"Ah, my friend, you've trudged through the muck and mire of another painful week, the grindstone pressing hard against your back, but here you stand, defiant, at the doorstep of the blessed weekend. The world may throw its punches, but you, you've taken them square on the chin and refused to falter. So raise a glass, or perhaps a crispy chicken wing, to your indomitable spirit. For in this moment, amidst the chaos and cacophony, you've found your sanctuary, your respite from the madness. You've found Zishy. You've found Vyeta Mustafina. This is for you, the weary wanderer, the relentless seeker of solace – may this weekend be your haven in the storm."
"Following up as promised. Scarlett is a real find. Don't think this is the last we see of her."
"Hi, all. I am keeping this one simple. A gallery of the superb Soledad Lomas flashing me while visiting Nordstrom Rack, including video. I do not blame you if you think they're fake. See, Soledad and I live pretty close to each other. One day I was at the mall and from afar I saw this thin brunette with an eye-popping rack. I thought to myself, ""There's no way those are real."" I walked closer and lo and behold, it was my old friend, the all-natural Soledad. Never be too certain of your assumptions. More SL to come."
"Now let's revisit the Texas state--no, national treasure in Angel Youngs. Her beauty and sexuality is one to behold. This is amplified by Angel's ability to be completely candid and comfortable in front of a camera. We spent a couple of hours photographing at an apartment in San Antonio on her way to a wild weekend planned in Port Aransas. She was beaming with energy, which is quite typical of Angel. This collection of stills will be followed by a part two with video (and xtra) at some point. Cool panties, yo."
Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
Ileana Burgos is back and brought to us again by Dan, a contributor from Colombia. I only approve the best of the best models for contributing photographers, because, well, this is my job and my site. I don't see why I would hire someone to do my job unless they have very special talent to work with. Angie definitely qualifies. I will get her back a few times before my Zishy days are done. Happy Monday.
Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
"We made it, guys! Another new year and another beautiful set of images of Melina Amaru. Her sensitive eyes struggle in the sun, but the rest of her body shines. I wish all of you the best this year. And I renew my commitment to bring the internet it's finest niche soft smut. Back when I created this site in 2011, I had no idea where it would go. Thanks to you, I no longer have any bosses to submit to, well, besides my wife. Happy 2025."
Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
"September. The calm before the storm. I remember going to Kyiv. It felt like Russia, but freer. It had it's rough edges too, a seedy underbelly, yet the people somehow appeared more optimistic. Things were heading in the right direction, even if slowly. Pretty sure that's all gone now. I hope I will get to return. I hope I get to meet more people like Nika."
"A lot of what I say is BS. You must have noticed this by now. Like when I said that I was shooting bottle rockets at cats. Do you know how hard that would be? Obviously, they were Roman candles. Sheesh. But seriously, something that isn't BS is that Athena Fleurs is terrific. Picking up a young woman like her from the airport on a hot summer night and immediately jumping into naughtiness makes your humble narrator feel alive. I hope Athena had as much fun as she appears have to in this update. Some shit can't be faked. God bless."
Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
Damn, Zach. It is hella cool that you made this job for yourself. I go to work everyday, dreading existence. I have begun a gradual process of poisoning myself. As part of my daily routine, I take a dropper of hydrochloric acid and give my coffee a generous squirt. I started out only adding a drop or two, but over the past few weeks I have built up to a much higher dose. The tummy tingle is an oddly pleasant sensation. Anyways, let me know if you ever need an assistant or something, it could be a real gamechanger for me. If not, I totally understand. Perhaps you could at least introduce me to Maddie Crump. Thanks in advance. -George Tipcorn
Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
It has been a minute since I uploaded a Zishtok. I needed someone like Agos Firenze to remind me how special they are. Miley Cyrus was not on my musical radar up until Agos sent me this video. Now I am a Smiler for life. Could you imagine the sacrifices that any of us would make in order to be with such a woman? I'd start making my bed in the morning. I'd shut off my phone by 8pm. I'd even start using deodorant again. Having someone like Agos could be very dangerous. It could alter my entire identity. But if given the chance, I doubt any of us would pass up the opportunity. More of Agos from Argentina come.
Aurora Morgengrote is the type of woman that a high-class Italian modeling agency would want to represent. But she is also the type who would tell them to fuckoff if they required her to sign a contract which stated she has never and would never model for a subscription site. Good for her. Way to stick to your guns, Aurora. These bottom feeders want to take a cut for doing nothing and dictating everything. More from this final shoot with our Italian goddess to come. I support Andrew Tate. Words aren't violence.
If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
"GM, guys. I'm such a sucker for Meadow Brink and her numerous charms. When she invited me to Wisconsin, I jumped. I had no idea how cold it would be. I'm a Texas boy. I fought through the pain as long as I could but had to tap out early. I'm really sorry, friends. Or maybe I'm not a pussy and there will be a part 2 to this. Guess we're gonna find out ;)"
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
Max our contributor from Kyiv not Kiev returns. He's been fighting on the frontlines so his contributions trickle in slowly excuses. Max discovered Francheska Parre serving as a military medic. In fact, she nursed him back to semi-functional health after suffering a traumatic injury. It was due to one of those drone attacks that you hear about all the time in the news. These 'innovative' food delivery methods should really be banned. Luckily it was only his left eye. Heal up, Max.
I arrived alone in Krasnodar in the late afternoon and did some quick exploring for a nature spot to photograph Diana Sedova the next day. Included in this set are my initial scouting photos. Wealth does not seem abundant in this city, but I don't travel for your typical tourism. With shoots like these, I try to uncover the beauty that most people overlook. I want to show both the struggle and wonder that is present everywhere. I seek the Truth. Plus, I really love an amazing set of natural tits. Cancel me. Cancel everybody.
"And now comes a sizzling finale with Hazel Heart. She is spectacular in so many ways. If you don't like her, do not comment. Do not pass go. Simply report to your nearest rubber factory. You should be made into flip flops. Thank you. Part two includes video. Xtra also coming."
"She is young but serious. Happy but furious. Fragile but strong. Much of Russia is filled with a new generation that has been crushed by the mistakes of its inept leadership. Here in the West, we have some things better, but it increasingly seems that we are headed the exact same direction. ""The duty of youth is to challenge corruption."" — Kurt Cobain"
Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
"Back in the day, this site was more focused on enticing photos of women in clothes. My theory was that revealing less could often go further than revealing more. Over the years, I found that both are important, especially if I wanted to make any money from this endeavor. But today, I bring you the amazing Olya, who is one of our more reserved models of recent years. Her beauty is special and I would personally feel foolish to refuse it unless she bared everything all the time. Stay human."
This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
Camila Gomez is a good person. I think that is one of the requirements for anyone who knits. My grandmother used to knit. She was the nicest person I have ever known. She put up with my nutty grandfather all the way to the end. I need a woman like that. But Camila and I are just friends. She lets me take sexy pictures of her sometimes. She knows that I merely appreciate it on an artistic level ... and I pay well. So yeah, it's good to have friends.
On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
"I have been racked with guilt (not really) about lagging with video delivery over the last week. So today, we have some playful footage from Max's day with Lana Lane. As the holiday season fades away, I will have more time to devote to editing. With school back in session and that pesky family stuff out of the way, ol' Santa Venice can focus on the smut. See you tomorrow."
"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
"This may be it, the last we will ever see of Zoe Aguilar. That might not be what you want to hear, but I figure at this point, you have earned my honesty. You have put up with all my bullshitting and poor humor. You've seen me be faux-sexist, faux-homophobic, faux-homosexual, faux-racist and yet you still support my madness. From now on, I'm gonna shoot it straight with you. Zoe is leaving us for Islam and will adopt a more traditional halal lifestyle. I don't want to get to into it. I don't like ruffling feathers, but hey, people are entitled to their own decisions. Bonus video tomorrow. As-salamu alaykum."
"Part two as promised. These two have me hoping the headlines are true and that the war is coming to an end soon. ""Can we all get along?"" Eh, the famous words of a violent addict. Perhaps Mr. King found his answer at the bottom of the pool."
"Mitropoliya has it going on in all the right places. I'm sure glad she took a break from her highfalutin fashion gigs to shoot for us in Russia. The European fashion industry trains its models to appear distant and uninterested. Yet still, Vika was ALMOST able to capture her here with a full-blown smile. Wow. My minor gripes aside, Mitra floors me just the same and keeps me asking for more. We will get it, by golly."
"December has arrived, and with it comes Yessa Banter from ... can anyone guess? She is a unique model with a youthful, but serious demeanor. I find her personality as interesting as her outward appearance. Does Yessa's family and friends know that she is a nude model that can now be adored on the internet? I doubt it. She only had bikini bottoms to wear on this day, but we'll have her back again. Don't worry."
"In part two, Max gets Taya Helenova back to the flat to remove her clothes. This young woman appears to genuinely enjoy our appreciation. With a smile like Taya's, you know this won't be the last you see of her. In other news, I'm officially declaring myself anti-Israel and anti-Palestine. Give the land back to the isopods!"
"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
"Part 2 as promised. Ariel really is incredible. And yes, they are natural. Truth be told, she in the late part of her first trimester. We got hella lucky with the timing of this one. And don't stress, there will be more of Ms. Gossimer. And for those who are stressing about the American presidential election, if the last 4 years have taught me anything, it's that this executive role is entirely superficial. It's similar to how the monarch doesn't actually direct policy in the UK. The shadow government simply does not approve of Trump as a proper spokesperson or feel he is difficult to control. But in the case where they allow him to win, I bet his most avid supporters will be overwhelmingly disappointed, as with any and all politicians."
"I know it will be a good day when I get to look at photos of Alevtina. She is one of my most favorite models ever. And that has little to do with her looks, which are absolutely captivating. Ms. Batman stands out to me for her energy, her enthusiasm. I feel that my attention is in skilled hands when I devote it to her. She is a natural star. Back with part 2 tomorrow."
"It has been a wild week. Chilly temperatures have finally hit Texas. This set of photos takes me back to Los Angeles and spending time with the wonderful River Lynn. She arrived beaming a bright smile along with wafts of cannabis aroma. River is full of positive sexual energy and couldn't wait to get started, which did not take long. The toy was her idea, I think. River has put on some thick since the time these photos were taken and still looks amazing. Find her easily on X. A saying comes to mind, ""No man ever steps in the same river twice."" I will add a bonus video and an xtra tonight."
"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
"I felt like we all needed more Bess Burton in our lives. So here is a followup to her update from earlier this week. We went on a hike in the Vegas heat and the passive Bess had no complaints, which is very impressive, since I know how a woman built like her tends to run hot. The bonus video includes footage of our adventures at the airport."
"Here is part 2. I need to add a bonus video. And I will do it either today or at the latest, tomorrow. I just have a plane to catch right now. I was in California for the last 40ish hours photographing another incredible woman for yous. Hope ya' guys are doing well. Thanks for your patience. Sonya slaps, right?"
"Some things in life are hard. Like saying no to colorful poison coated in sugar, or putting your phone down at night, or choosing a leader from between two lying sociopaths. But I believe in you. I believe in The Way. It brought us all together here--to admire the magic that is Alevtina Batman. We are going to be alright."
"Part two as promised. Taya Helenova's tattoo claims that she is wild. I am beginning to be convinced. More Taya is promised in warmer times. And with a friend."
"We finally get to hear Sofi Levchenko's voice in this 12-minute exposé. She discusses (in Russian) some of her experiences as an international model. Sofi also sings, dances, and strips for us since Maksym, our contributor, knows how to ask so nicely. And of course, we get to see Sofi make her mess with the drinkable yogurt. I shouldn't be turned on by Activia, right?"
"I just love Greta. Not that one. This one. She is so incredibly natural and seductive. She looks like she doesn't give a damn if you like her or not. She is who she is and that's simply how it is gonna be. I wish more people were as shameless as her. Be my Valentine, Greta. My wife shouldn't mind ... too much. —Larry Fink"
"A lot of you have been writing in and asking who I am going to vote for. I guess I must emanate that ""really intelligent and informed"" vibe. Well, to be honest, I don't know yet. I'm kinda into the whole end-the-wars, free-speech, fix-the-economy platform. But then I think about the critical issue of abortion and how that affects all our lives. So, yeah, I might just be leaning towards joy. Which team of billionaires are you on this November? A video of Julie will arrive tomorrow."
"I grew up a middle-class kid."
"Yet another natural wonder that joins us from South America. Welcome Faith Valles to the Zishy fam. Let's see how many goobers complain about her ink or piercings. I am banking on not very many. Whatever they eat in this region, we need to import more of it up here to the States. Get to work, RFK Jr!"
"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
"Video and notes tomorrow. For now, please let www.instagram.com/itzjusttavia.xx know how much you love her Zishy content. Gotta finish up my Biden/Cryptkeeper costume."
"This girl from Mississippi just wants to have fun. Renee Wilson is a blast to photograph. When we met, it was late and there wasn't much around since we were far outside the city. How about this high school? There shouldn't be anyone around. Shooting in the dark is a challenge, but it helps when you have someone with Renee's energy. We made it work. This week proved to America that there aren't any blue states, only blue cities. Have a great weekend, don't break too many rules."
"Part two as promised. Weed has caused me a lot of grief. Like that time I absentmindedly left the door open at my friend's apartment, allowing her dog to run outside into the middle of a busy street at night. She said it wasn't my fault. She said it was bound to happen eventually. But we both knew. I fucked up, bad. Even at such a low point I understood just as I understand now, that if I was gonna continue to do drugs, which I most certainly did, I needed to learn how to keep my shit together. So yeah, the lesson is to keep your shit together. Life has consequences. Happy 4/20. --Buzz Lightyear"
"Nyla Rox is back by way of Max in Ukraine. She is making my Monday, along with the Bitcoin blast-off currently taking place. I told you many moons ago to get in on this decentralized, hard asset. Oh well. Now I just hope that peace is in our near future. Bonus video dropping soon."
"Hey guys, I only have a few minutes before I gotta pick up my kid from school. Let me just say that Iliza has a very lovable look. She was kind enough to invite me into her home. I documented her in the most honest way possible and it seems you guys continue to appreciate my approach. There is an endless number of ways to make smut. I simply follow my instincts. It's like I tell the little one, don't worry about failure, just make sure you don't hurt yourself so bad that you can't take another crack at it."
"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
"Happy Holidays, degens. I am in a rush to make it to Christmas Mass with the family. It is the one time of year that I am willing to do such a thing. This is the season for community, generosity, and finding profound meaning beyond your own wants and desires. Plus, the women usually get dolled up and look delightful. So, Merry Christmas, everybody. Get a few fartcoins for those special people in your life. I will add a bonus video in your stocking (to this update) by tomorrow."
"Oddly enough, one of the things that I like about Sybil Kuechler is that she doesn't try to be likable. She seems very comfortable with who she is. Having a strong desire to be liked is an abhorrent quality. We all know you really are. You are a selfish, lazy, cold-hearted fiend just like everyone else. Acting otherwise is deceitful and truly despicable. I love you how you are. April Fools."
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1000s accidental actress amateur asian ass babe beach beautiful bikini blonde blouse bra bride brides brunette busty butt cameltoe camera candid captured caught celebrity celebs charming chick cute dancing demonstrating downblouse dress drunk erotic expose exposing fishnet flash flashing french gadget gallery gals getting girl girls gorgeous hot hunter jeans lady legs lingerie looking luxurious melons milf mini naked nasty naughty nice nipples nips nude panties pantyhose park party peep peeping photo picture pink posing pussy sexy shaved shots shows sitting skirt sniper spy stockings teases teen thong tight tits topless upblouse upskirt view voyeur voyeured walk washing watch wind women
