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When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
Tamara Damachuk finally returns. I photographed her on stolen land, because I imagine all land has been stolen from someone at some point. But let's not get political. Let's just all come together and agree that women like Tamara are priceless and should be treated as such. There will be a part two from this day arriving soon. Lots of love and croissants. ZV out.
I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
Sure, she's not the type of girl you want to marry. Gia Ohmy would probably have you volunteering for the Foreign Legion weeks after tying the knot. But the first few nights would be bliss. How could they not? Gia has curves that theoretical physicists have trouble explaining. And in actuality, she might very well be a good kid. Gia's just like the majority of humans pleasant in real life, but cat-shit crazy when interacting online. I will try and get you folks a bonus video tomorrow.
Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
Yeah it is brisk, but you are gonna warm up. I promise. These winter chills in LA are nothing compared to other places. Do some cartwheels. Try some headstands. We just gotta get your heartrate up. You don't need that jacket. You're the descendent of savages, Melba. Don't forget that. Savages. I think I can see the stars in your yoga pants. Damn, this adrenaline is lovely.
Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
Episode 2 is out of the new Netflix series, X Friends, starring Angel Youngs and Liz Jordan. I am really stoked about Zishy being given such a huge platform. Keep an eye out for it on the app! And now to be real, expect part 3 tomorrow. Here. Thanks.
Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
I remember this morning with Maddie Crump like it was yesterday and that sucks. I wish it was today. But the good news is that there is a part two on its way. Hopefully this Maddie helps get you into the patriotic spirit this Fourth with her all-American beauty. She is a SoCal native. Stay ready.
As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
I was back in Vegas recently. Despite the general malaise, it was a good time. Picked up some THC, binged on unhealthy food, lost a small amount of money, and caught a new show while I was in town. It's called 'Zombie'. I think it is a Cirque Du Soleil production. It features tweaked-out performers who are covered in filth, shuffling themselves down the Strip, gazing into the distance with a look of hopelessness. Very convincing, but a little too avant garde for my taste. Anyways, I also met Claire Mandeville, who is beautiful and ambitious and loved the idea of modeling without her typical showgirl attire.
I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
Bianca Bell is an amazing woman photographed by our contributor, Maksym. I hope they enjoyed working together because you know I am going to be asking them for more. Stay tuned and best of luck choosing your pumpkin this week.
Kurt Cobain was a pussy. He let us nineties-kids down. The new generation, like the one Vonnie Bean is part of, has a laundry list of profound issues to resolve and with the guidance of mostly talentless heroes. The apocalypse is right around the corner and the kids are still smiling, dancing, and making TikTok videos. They might be idiots, but I still enjoy them more than the idiots my age. The ones whose lives are dictated by mortgages, political affiliations, and favorite sports teams. Today's adults don't want the kids using drugs, making porn, or hurting anyone's feelings. Instead they offer what? Participation Trophies? An endless psychotic nightmare permeated by government surveillance and personalized advertising? Maybe Kurt was onto something. But he still is a pussy. Vonnie took an outdoor leak for the first time in the bonus video.
This is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.
Sometimes I tell the contributing photographer to just have fun. It appears that is what happened here with Alina and Hanna Nasochi. It looks convincing. They venture out on a snowy night to bring us shots in public, then take us back to Hanna's home where she lets us in on some important news. She's expecting and will photograph again with Alina as her body changes. Perhaps these women are only pretending to have fun for us. Meh, good enough for me. Hbu?
I'm gonna try something different today. I'm not gonna talk shit about other artists' creativity. I'm not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That's me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
Nala Brooks is a champ. She came to shoot with me in the heart of the pandemic. Back when BLM wasn't known for their support of Hamas. Back when masks weren't mostly used for smash-n-grabs, and back when drinking a Bud Light wasn't a political statement. Oh, how the world has changed. But I'll tell you something that hasn't changed, Nala's body continues to amaze. Her smile, among other things, helped me stay positive. And that is important. Optimism is the first ingredient required for change.
You wanna bring peace to Europe, but can you bring peace to your life? Can you put down your phone long enough to play outside with your children for an hour? Can you cancel the business trip to Costa Rica and stay home with your family instead? Do you have the internal strength to resist Armando, your secret lover, and his warm embrace? The wife knows. She must know. Liberate yourself from the slave chains of deceit and suck Truth's dick like tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Stella Barry is stunning. Thanks, Anthony. But maybe next time cool it with the playgrounds.
Alevtina Batman is one of the women that I show to potential models before a shoot. Her willingness to interact with the camera is exemplary and instinctual. She brought me to her local health food store for a quick bite. Then, Alevtina showed me around her neighborhood in Moscow. Generally, when I visit this part of the world, I am enjoying the tranquility of a small town setting. But after a while, I start to crave the anonymity and give-zero-fux mentality of a crowded city. Alevtina concurs. A natural performer like her deserves a large audience.
Notes and video coming by tomorrow.
Our finale with Sasha Apex has arrived. Since I photographed her, she got implants. Ladies, I'm sorry but I just can not stand bolt-on's. Give me low-hanging flapjacks or a perfectly flat chest over some artificial substance surgically inserted under a woman's skin. And in what fantasy world are Sasha's natural breasts even close to unappealing? She also hated reading some of your guys' comments on her tattoos. Anyways, I wish her the best and I remain grateful for the shoots. Bonus video to come.
You guys seem to appreciate Keely as much as I do, so I decided to tack on a bonus sequence of photos today. Part of me feels that I must include images of my subject in panties with each set. Then there is a part of me that says, 'Zach, there are no rules. Stop being a pussy.' In general, I despise rules manufactured out of thin air, so the latter attitude tends to prevail. Do me a favor if you'd like to help support Zishy model scouting and my other artistic endeavors. Please follow www.instagram.comzachvenice on IG. Thanks.
Part 2 as promised. Solana Bardell is truly a rare find, especially given her dark complexion in the midst of icy Russia. Who are some of your favorite social media follows that are not on Zishy? Comment down below. Happy hump day.
This was a wonderful day that came as a surprise. I was in Portland for my uncle's funeral, so the circumstances weren't great. Patsy Ford invited me to her place and lifted my spirits with her charms. Part 2 with bonus video coming tomorrow. Have a great weekend.
It is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today's manipedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
I really enjoyed Middlesex. The novel follows one family across different eras and under some of the strangest circumstances. The topics of incest and hermaphroditism could have easily been used to shock the reader. And although their explorations are shocking, I am ultimately drawn in by the human and historical aspects of the narrative. I really hate to agree with Oprah on this one, but it is a great book. Minka Giertz is also pretty great. There will be more of her soon.
And here it is. The finale of Victoria Minina. It is great to watch her go but it is awful to see her go, if you catch my drift. She truly is a wonderful person on top of her amazing appearance. By tomorrow, I will put together a non-explicit xtra of Vika. Stay dreamy.
This is simply a voluptuous woman having loads of fun splashing in the sea at dusk. I will fully admit that this set could be more consolidated, but I was determined to capture Vyeta's energy for as long as it lasted. And it lasted a long while. Vyeta was cold before she even got in the water, but she strikes me as a person who realizes that her time on this earth is limited, so she better make the most of it. Don't stay comfortable.
Tonight on Disney After Dark, our photographer takes Princess Sofi out for an adventurous spot of tea. The weather is cold but Sofi Levchenko is daring and eager to enchant. After meaningless chat, she leads us back to her apartment where Sofi removes her coat, boots, and everything underneath. She has an elegant figure only matched by her alluring face. Some fairy tales are real.
Our favorite muse from Buenos Aires is back and she loves to clown around. The contributing photographer has the hardest time pinning down Agos for shoots. With looks like hers, I am not surprised. She is the type of woman that can make the world stop. But don't worry, I have my own secret weapons. More Agos Firenze to come. I will not be broken. Included are Agos' original submitted casting shots. The immediate response, You're hired!
Yma Pallete is another beautiful woman from Colombia that I did not get to photograph myself. This contributor needed a couple of tries to get what I wanted, but in the end, persistence pays off. I was listening to a podcast today and they mentioned how pornography should be linked to male anger and even mass shootings. And since I guess you could still categorize Zishy as porn, I feel a need to denounce such violence. I forbid you from ever looking at a beautiful woman in a lustful manner again. I want you to never touch yourself again. Done. Problem solved. No more angry men.
Camila Gomez is a good person. I think that is one of the requirements for anyone who knits. My grandmother used to knit. She was the nicest person I have ever known. She put up with my nutty grandfather all the way to the end. I need a woman like that. But Camila and I are just friends. She lets me take sexy pictures of her sometimes. She knows that I merely appreciate it on an artistic level ... and I pay well. So yeah, it's good to have friends.
Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn't help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
If you joined the site recently, you may have noticed that I offer a discount to customers paying for annual subscriptions with Bitcoin BTC. In fact, over the last two years, I have repeatedly tried to orange-pill as much of my audience as possible. The reason isn't simply because I want to see BTC prices rise. It is because I believe we all need what BTC offers. Bitcoin is immutable currency with a fixed supply limit. That means that when the banks, the government, or big tech decides that you've broken their code of conduct, they can't just shut you down financially. It also means that your government can't endlessly devalue your earnings by minting more clown dollars fiat. At least for now, you have access to a lifeline. Seize the opportunity. It recently cost me two bucks worth of BTC to transfer 1,400 of value to a friend in a war-torn country. Good luck trying to do that within the traditional banking system. Luisa is smart. She understands the difference between Bitcoin and other crypto. You're welcome very much.
Although I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Alissa Foxy is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It's fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain't going nowhere.
Athena Heart is the type of person who jumps at the opportunity to smoke some herb on a Monday morning and take dirty photos. For that reason alone, she is on my Awesome list. Athena is proud of her current figure. She says she used to be quite a bit heavier and led an unhealthy lifestyle. Good for her, although I still would have enjoyed photographing her at the previous weight. Stay honest.
I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.
Keeping this one short and sweet. Meet Rosalina Andee from Colombia. What a doll. This is the casting she did with our contributor. After reviewing these, I immediately wrote to Viky saying that yes, we are going to need more of Roselina. Sometimes at night, I lie awake thinking about how many of you I have persuaded to invest into Bitcoin--how many of your children's futures I saved. Not bad for a lowly smut peddler. Just keep subscribing to Zishy. That's all the thanks I need. Piece.
Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
As promised, a 9-minute video compilation of Gabbie being Gabbie. She's great. I'm putting together some xtra content of her too.
I think you are going to like Rian Starber. Even with her reluctance to bare all, I still had trouble limiting this set to a hundred photos. Her natural good looks can be distracting. I ended up forgetting my bag of camera gear on the rooftop when we left. Fortunately, Rian's apartment complex is upscale enough that nobody ran off with my property. Or perhaps because this happened during COVID and everyone was too afraid to touch a strange bag. Thank COVID!
I know you are not the type of person that would sniff a sweaty bicycle seat just because a wonder like Ileana Burgos had ridden it. I am very impressed by your civilized nature. You are only here at Zishy for the art, the experience, the adventure. It has nothing to do with these oft nude photos of emotional, hydrodynamic creatures that we call women. I applaud you, sir. You are a person of distinguished taste. Now I want you to read these words every morning until they are true. Talk soon.
This is Victoria Minina's first contribution as a photographer. She might not have the ideal gear or a ton of experience, but her comprehension of aesthetics is undeniable. Victoria also loves risky fun, which is essential for Zishy. Her redheaded model, Arina Bik, has legitimate fashion modeling chops and lives in Moscow. Arina is far from typical in many ways. Thank Gawd. Stay tuned for more.
I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
I hope you all have a Merry Christmas, even if you are alone in a cave somewhere jerkin' it to these pics of beautiful young ladies. You are a gift to the universe and baby Jesus loves you. Even if you thought about handing out poisoned cookies to the neighborhood carolers, your existence matters. 2024 is gonna be a rough one so try to make these last days count. Spend time with family. Eat some tasty food. Put on a smile and be merry. Lissa Mendez is pretty, ain't she?
There's probably a few of you out there reading this who are real sickoes. Maybe one of you even has a half-starved person, most likely a girl, locked up in your basement. You probably are thinking of your next 'experiment' for her this weekend. How much antifreeze can a human consume before total system shutdown? Well, I'm not gonna judge you, but I think you should give it up. I know dark shit is fun at first, but all it will eventually bring you is pure stress. And stress is the leading cause of major illness. We must avoid it like rabies. Treat yourself better. You deserve it. -Dr. Drew
Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
Part two as promised and fulfilling orders on her xtra tomorrow. Patsy is a quiet girl with a loud sexuality. I'm a fan.
Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
Happy Halloween, guys. Someone asked me if I was gonna have a Halloween-themed update. I decided against this. I'm already sick of girls putting on hookered-up, cheap-ass, synthetic costumes pretending to be a slut for one day of the year. These women are cowards. I'm a fan of those perennial freaks who can do it in jeans and a sweater. If you're like me, Penelope Kay is your gal. She has this wholesome charm on the exterior, but inside is as wild and uninhibited as they come. Stick around and you'll get to see more.
The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
I liked how this video came out. So much so that I made it a stand alone update. Have a nice weekend.
Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
Colombia looks pretty incredible, and that is without even factoring in its beautiful women. I am so grateful that I linked up with a few entrepreneurial individuals from that region. They continue to deliver unique material that can't easily be found on the smut-net. This update of Valery Ponce is a perfect example. It is brought to you us by Viky. It only took her a few online courses at Zach Venice University to up to speed. Enroll today and start making magic in 2024.
Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
I was just walking around, slightly sloshed, minding my own business in Vegas when I met this lovely person. Sure, it was the weekend of some big adult convention, but that was merely a coincidence. She called herself Vangelica Vee and was exuberant as they come. She accompanied me to dinner and then gracefully entertained all my creative photographic ideas. I asked Vangelica about her own talents, hobbies, interests and she said she preferred to demonstrate for my camera. That's when sweet Vee whipped out an interesting apparatus from her bag and showed me a magic trick. It almost disappeared. Pretty cool.
Welcome Sammy Loble to Zishy. She is from Texas and has a tall, captivating figure. You probably wouldn't notice it in person though since it is nearly impossible to pull attention away from her eyes. Fortunately, I am a trained professional who will not be deterred by a gorgeous face. None of Sammy's features were overlooked in this update. But if you think they were, tell me, and I will make sure to tend to those areas more in our next encounter. Stay inspired.
My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
Just a quick refresher of a primetime looker from Colombia. Karoll Bolivar has a very cute kitten. Ok, you're right. It appears to be full grown. I'll add a bonus video to this update todaytomorrow. Sit tight.
Part two. The dream continues. I think our contributor hit it out of the park with Miquela.
Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It's a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. --The Pope.
Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
Here's more of the incredible Minka Giertz looking fabulous in elegant black lingerie, along with a bonus video. It is kinda hard not to love her, so don't even try. I want to thank everyone reading this for not being satisfied with mediocre smut. There are millions of free nudies on the internet, yet you keep coming back to Zishy. Ever wonder why? Good taste. That's the secret. You guys have it. Congrats.
Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
Our tall, blonde ambassador in Los Angeles makes her return. Lina Telemann sees merit to both sides' claims in the conflict. Each party has blood on their hands. The past is ugly from any angle you look at it. What we need to focus on is the future. Is their a version of peace that includes the existence and safety for both Jimmy John AND Jersey Mike? Let's start there and move forward carefully. Stay hopeful. Bonus video tomorrow.
Here is contestant number 8 from the challenge that I ran last year. I got to meet up with Onna Metcalf in San Diego. She is quiet, but I like quiet. I wonder which of our last two American presidents would do a better job in my occupation. Would they be competent? Creative? Coherent? I am so proud of our country. God bless.
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1000s accidental actress amateur asian ass babe beach beautiful bikini blonde blouse bra bride brides brunette busty butt cameltoe camera candid captured caught celebrity celebs charming chick cute dancing demonstrating downblouse dress drunk erotic expose exposing fishnet flash flashing french gadget gallery gals getting girl girls gorgeous hot hunter jeans lady legs lingerie looking luxurious melons milf mini naked nasty naughty nice nipples nips nude panties pantyhose park party peep peeping photo picture pink posing pussy sexy shaved shots shows sitting skirt sniper spy stockings teases teen thong tight tits topless upblouse upskirt view voyeur voyeured walk washing watch wind women