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These were taken back at a time when wearing a napkin on your face was thought to protect you from a highly contagious disease, but once you were sitting and eating, you were safe. We really lost our damn minds, didn't we? Anyways, Greta is welcome every holiday season at Zishy HQ. A bonus video should arrive tomorrow.
"I know what you are thinking. ""OMG, she's adorable!"" See, I told ya. That was my exact reaction, too. Gabriella Noren's thick curls and speck-tacular freckles send me to the moon. We encountered dark skies, rain, and pre-flight anxiety during these photos, but we were tenacious and managed to hodge-podge an exciting update. Expect more of this unique beauty."
"Hey guys, I only have a few minutes before I gotta pick up my kid from school. Let me just say that Iliza has a very lovable look. She was kind enough to invite me into her home. I documented her in the most honest way possible and it seems you guys continue to appreciate my approach. There is an endless number of ways to make smut. I simply follow my instincts. It's like I tell the little one, don't worry about failure, just make sure you don't hurt yourself so bad that you can't take another crack at it."
Colorful bikinis worn by sexy dolls
I am a lucky bastard. Not only do I get to travel to Italy and photograph stunning women like Claudia Veneza. Not only do I get to eat squid ink pasta, sip a glass of fine wine, and jerk off after to women's indoor volleyball highlights. I get to do something even more satisfying. I get to bring you muffins along for the ride. I hope you enjoy this shyte and I'll keep trying hard to make it better in order to express my gratitude. Turn off your phone and sweep well tonight. More Claudia to come.
Athena Heart is a free spirit from Central California. She tells me first that sex does not have any real appeal for her, that it is a waste of time. It bores her. But then, I take Athena shopping for new throw pillows and she seemingly has the time of her life flashing and doing all sorts of naughtiness in the store's parking lot. Women are complicated or maybe retail is the perfect aphrodisiac. Go figure. Yes, there is some xtra content too.
Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
It was a wonderful afternoon. I was scrolling on my phone, sitting in my bean bag chair, I had just eaten my afternoon edible. Then, incoming SMS. Amber Moore Hey, wanna hit up a trail? I'm dying to get naked in nature. Zach Oh, alright. But bring a couple of dresses too. No rest for the wicked.
And here it is. The finale of Victoria Minina. It is great to watch her go but it is awful to see her go, if you catch my drift. She truly is a wonderful person on top of her amazing appearance. By tomorrow, I will put together a non-explicit xtra of Vika. Stay dreamy.
"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
"December has arrived, and with it comes Yessa Banter from ... can anyone guess? She is a unique model with a youthful, but serious demeanor. I find her personality as interesting as her outward appearance. Does Yessa's family and friends know that she is a nude model that can now be adored on the internet? I doubt it. She only had bikini bottoms to wear on this day, but we'll have her back again. Don't worry."
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Alevtina Batman is one of the women that I show to potential models before a shoot. Her willingness to interact with the camera is exemplary and instinctual. She brought me to her local health food store for a quick bite. Then, Alevtina showed me around her neighborhood in Moscow. Generally, when I visit this part of the world, I am enjoying the tranquility of a small town setting. But after a while, I start to crave the anonymity and give-zero-fux mentality of a crowded city. Alevtina concurs. A natural performer like her deserves a large audience.
I really enjoyed Middlesex. The novel follows one family across different eras and under some of the strangest circumstances. The topics of incest and hermaphroditism could have easily been used to shock the reader. And although their explorations are shocking, I am ultimately drawn in by the human and historical aspects of the narrative. I really hate to agree with Oprah on this one, but it is a great book. Minka Giertz is also pretty great. There will be more of her soon.
"I grew up a middle-class kid."
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Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
This is gonna sound crazy, but there are days when I feel like God has a crush on me. She totally wants to spoil me and grant every one of my wishes. This was one of those days. Ariel Gossimer is a smart, talented, and insanely beautiful woman. She is the type of person that I meet and think to myself, Yeah she's pretty but she is never gonna model for you. Well, lo and behold, I was wrong again. The opportunity presented itself and I leaped. I will probably be hit by a bus soon. More to come of Ariel, as long as I remain intact.
"It was the kind of day that made you wish for a cold mimosa instead of boots, but here I was, trudging up a dusty trail with this nature freak. My buddy, a wide-eyed optimist named Zach, had dragged me out here, saying it’d be “good for my soul.” I figured I’d have a better chance of saving my soul with a binge-watch and a nap, but what the hell, why not? The sun was an unforgiving bastard, beating down on us like we owed it money. Zach, of course, was practically skipping up the trail, pointing out birds and plants that seemed half dead due to the heat. “Look, BB! A Pickerel Frog!” he exclaimed, like I gave a damn. At least I didn't have to live in this giant oven called Texas."
"Saturday night! Woo hoo! Tonight, I'm gonna smoke some weed with my Latino brothers and watch live competitive violence. It looks like the summer fever finally broke. Finally in places like Vegas, they have days under 100F. Here in the Southwest, fall comes with a long sigh of relief. I know that looking forward at the next few months fills some of you with pure dread. But I assure you, there's no reason to stress, because there is nothing that can be done. We lost our opportunity decades ago. Our only option is to kick back and watch the shit show unfold. Exercise delirious laughter. -HW"
"She is rare like a solar eclipse. We will call her Vaemis Kory and this is her intro. More to come for sure. Try to keep it together, boys."
"Some say it is easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. I suggest you go without asking for either altogether. And yeah, maybe Miki Pedangen never reveals everything for us, but her beauty remains a spectacle to behold. Here she is teasing the socks off everyone at a café with only a slip of a dress on, and later taking us to her flat to give our hair-down-there-loving audience a treat. What do you say? Should I post more of Miki in this sheer black fit? Get my IG follower count up to 3K and it's a deal. www.instagram.com/zachvenice"
"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
"I have many regrets about my younger days. Mostly they stem from wasting time on stupid shit like TV, movies, video games, spectator sports, etc. I should have focused more energy on developing useful skills like skateboarding, running scams, speaking Mandarin or explosive-making. It took me a while, but I finally realized that in order to get anything meaningful out of life, I needed to become a hunter. No one was going to give me the rabbits of this world. I had to learn how to catch them for myself. I hope you know how to get yours."
"Here is a set of street portraits with Luba Cherisova in Russia. She was very open to showing me the popular sights in her town while mixing in risky public flashing. Luba possesses an enigmatic personality, playful but serious at the same time, and with plenty of I-dont-give-a-fuck. Like clockwork, just when I think I am solely into women on the curvier side, a thin vixen such as Luba pulls me back in. Stay loose."
"This girl from Mississippi just wants to have fun. Renee Wilson is a blast to photograph. When we met, it was late and there wasn't much around since we were far outside the city. How about this high school? There shouldn't be anyone around. Shooting in the dark is a challenge, but it helps when you have someone with Renee's energy. We made it work. This week proved to America that there aren't any blue states, only blue cities. Have a great weekend, don't break too many rules."
"These two are a fun pair that Max captures for us in Kyiv. Rachel Veiss is the brunette and Beglie Skipper is the blonde. Guess there is way more than a goldmine of critical minerals in the region that might interest U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham. Poor Lindsey. He has said, ""I never found time to meet the right girl, or the right girl was smart enough not to have time for me."" If only he lived in Ukraine. Anyways, more from the bedroom coming soon. Don't fret."
"Part 2 as promised. Ariel really is incredible. And yes, they are natural. Truth be told, she in the late part of her first trimester. We got hella lucky with the timing of this one. And don't stress, there will be more of Ms. Gossimer. And for those who are stressing about the American presidential election, if the last 4 years have taught me anything, it's that this executive role is entirely superficial. It's similar to how the monarch doesn't actually direct policy in the UK. The shadow government simply does not approve of Trump as a proper spokesperson or feel he is difficult to control. But in the case where they allow him to win, I bet his most avid supporters will be overwhelmingly disappointed, as with any and all politicians."
"Our contributor in Colombia has this friend that is super photogenic but was dating this really jealous dickhead who would never share his gf with the internet. Vicky, the contributor, was able to capture these a while back, but had agreed not to use them until Maya's toxic relationship was over. Looks like we are in the clear now. Juan, find someone else to terrorize ... or grow up. My vote is for the latter. Part 2 very soon."
"It has been winter in Argentina for the last few months, but that doesn't mean our contributors there have been in hibernation. Here is another delightful adventure with familiar face, Zoe Aguilar and her new friend, Emma Velazquez. Zoe has had so much fun shooting for us that she talked Emma into joining the team. Which flavor would you pick? Part two on the way."
"Hey, friends. Vonnie Bean is back, scorching us as always. This time we turn the lights off and she delivers a moody kind of magic. Check back tomorrow, I will post a bonus video and possibly an xtra of our exclusive Ms. Bean. She would be a welcomed guest at my Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, and if any of you are trading meme coins, let me know in the comments. Perhaps we can rally together on some tokens. I recently made juicy gains with $1 (GHichsGq8aPnqJyz6Jp1ASTK4PNLpB5KrD6XrfDjpump) and $evan (GFUgXbMeDnLkhZaJS3nYFqunqkFNMRo9ukhyajeXpump) on Solana."
"""I want to see this woman move. I want to hear her voice. I want to experience her actual personality. Show me what it is like to be with her in real life. Stop posing and directing. Let us see her comfortable with the camera as if it is her close friend or lover."" These are some example guidelines that I will send to a contributor. Alina has her technical issues, but she still delivers in spades. As for Jacie, she gave us everything we could possibly ask for. Thank you!"
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Hazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.
Don't worry. Leah Gotti isn't going to hell. Not alone, at least. There are plenty of us so-called sinners roaming the streets of your quaint town. We are the money-hungry, the sex-addicted, the drug-using, the materialistic, the superficial, the corner-cutting, the gluttonous, the envious, the self-centered, the Earth-defiling primates who never know when to stop, until it is too late. But we have each other and that is always something to be thankful for. So, thank you. Thanks for appreciating my work enough to kick a few clams my way. I hope you either find yourself in a good place or continue to strive for one. It is out there. It is possible.
You might not be able to buy a yacht, or bribe your way out of a DUI, or have your enemies accidentally suicided, but you can probably afford a Might Fine burger, and that is almost just as good. So when you need to feed a hungry young woman, do not cheap out and go to Whataburger, or Sonic, or some other grade D meat factory. Drop a twenty and roll the dice. You may just be offered a mighty fine piece of ass for dessert. Welcome Kerin Metzger. She quit her repressive upbringing to bring us some thrills.
It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
Here is a set of additional photos that go with yesterday's gallery. Since I took these pics, Vlada has gone on to marry and have a kid, possibly two. I know that many of you would prefer that every Zishy model look like some bubbly TikTok star with an equally bubbly body. Well, this is not always possible. And how many of these e-thots that we all swoon over are even of legal age? With a woman like Vlada, you can appreciate someone who never had any modeling experience and probably never will in the future. Also, I can not recall once Vlada bemoaning the elements. That's aces in my book. Stay human.
It is remarkable that Austin is the home of two of the wildest, blonde, busty adult starlets from recent memory. Though when it comes to uninhibited energy, Angel Youngs takes the blue ribbon. We went shopping. then took some pics in the parking lot. My mind was filled with thoughts like--Is this really happening? Life rips! She is the real deal. Happy Birthday, Angel.
She is back and there will be more of her this weekend. Even some xtra. You guys have a good one.
Claire Mandeville made the decision to ditch Utah for Las Vegas, or maybe it was her boyfriend's choice and she just came along for the ride. I like to think that the young couple is in love, perhaps not rich, but living in a safe place, sharing it comfortably with their two small pets, Belle and Pogo. Maybe Claire is going to attend night courses at a community college and eventually pass the CPA exam. The couple will marry, have twin baby boys, and use the money that they had been putting into Bitcoin for the last 10 years to buy a spacious home in a gated community. Damn, I wish everyone was this smart and cute. Bonus video and xtra to come.
Hey guys, I just listened to a podcast that talked about how the war is coming to an end and that global warming isn't real. Damn, I am so relieved. I really need my contributors in Europe to get back to work. Take Dante here with Mara Blake, beauty like hers must not go unseen. All humans deserve a means to post quality smut online. And this is nearly impossible when your city has no running water or electricity. Glad we can put this nonsense behind us and get back to the old burn-your-trash days. Sleep tight.
Isabella Herzog in her grand finale on Zishy. She didn't need any clothes for this one and I did not insist. Who would? Isabella is charming and energetic. She is a descendent of the Tatars, which are a Turkic ethnic group that inhabited the area often associated with the Mongolian Empire. Good work, Genghis.
August is here. Can you believe it? The year flies by when you have a half-dead leader of the free world. He sort of reminds me of the grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Just kidding, that guy was cool. He preferred a hammer over drone strikes. Anyways, fuck politics. All I care about is that my family is relatively safe, I can obtain cannabis with ease, and that my life of photographing women, like Tyla Jessop, remains unhampered. Happy Sunday.
Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I'm a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. Seor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. Aceptas Doge?
This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn't care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
Daphne Dare and Cindy White probably don't even talk anymore. That's ok. No one is in LA to make friends anyways. To be continued.
After sunset in this Italian town, women will walk the streets looking for paying customers. It is made obvious by the cheap, revealing clothes they wear and the expensive cars they get picked up in. Money can buy you certain thrills, but it can not buy you a woman like Claudia Veneza. For her, I had to invest years into learning my craft, convincing not only others, but myself that I am a half-decent artist. And well, it worked. Claudia is totally worth it.
Maksym and Helga Amor make a great team. She reads books half-naked and he takes pictures. I do this kind of reading all the time and my family members quickly exit the room. Lame. More Helga and other contributions from Max to come.
My lawyer told me that I should not claim your subscription to Zishy will help bring the price of BTC back over 60K, nor will it curb the dangerous exponential growth of the squirrel population, so I won't say any of that nonsense. All I will say is that it helps me bring you more and more incredible women like Katya Nesterova for your enjoyment to the very screen you are staring at right now. These evil devices steal away more eyeball time than the sweet faces of our own children. Let's make our demise worthwhile. Happy Monday, cyber-junkies!
I think that I will finally kick my pill addiction this year. It has been a wild ride, but I need to know what reality is like unaltered. If I manage to do this, maybe Santa will put me on his 'good boy' list for next Christmas. It's just so hard to be good when I am constantly surrounded by so much temptation. Ya'know?
Giulia Wylde has returned, just like that stubborn old virus. I felt we needed a booster shot of this incredible woman. I must confess that Giulia is not a fan of my photography. Perhaps the images are too raw, too unrefined for her personal preference. Well, she is right. My world is a mess and I am too impatient to tie a bow around it. The last thing I need in this nightmare simulation is more fabricated nonsense. My family is the only thing that keeps me sane. They are wonderful. Oh, and pizza. Enjoy the real Giulia. Ta ta.
Hey, it is a holiday, but I am the hardest working man in the soft smut biz. Here is Liz Jordan putting down some useless carbs during a night out. I call them useless because I don't need nourishment when I'm out with a beautiful lady. I live off adrenaline until the point of exhaustion, then excuse myself to go pound a few pints of baby formula. But that shit is getting pricey. Good luck.
Here's a little bonus Maddie Crump for you. I thought I had some video from this day to share with you, but I seem to have been mistaken. Don't fret, I'll be back sometime this weekend with more Zish. Smooches.
Happy Mother's Day, guys. Here is my finale with Ophelia Palentine. In many ways, she is a dream come true. I hope she is doing swell. I hope she is making progress on the social justice frontlines. I hope that the good guys win. I hope we all one day live under a BLM black flag with a colorful rainbow smack dab in the middle of it. I hope the radical opposition suffers dearly and is burnt to a crisp. We will finally live in peace and harmony. No borders. No taboos. Acceptance. Pure acceptance. And love. Ahhh, one can dream.
Instead of cheeky notes to go along with these cheeky photos, I will leave you in silence to enjoy Olya Derkach. I also haven't slept in three days, so I'd probably just ramble on about child labor laws or self-serving governments or how you can never really 'throw away' garbage unless you burn it, which is culturally unpopular at the moment. I could discuss the corrupt academic industry or how I despise weakness in both men and women or why peanut butter should only have two ingredients. But, no. Today, I just want you to relax and appreciate this beautiful young woman on a Saturday afternoon. Peace.
Moon Torrance makes her way back to Texas to reignite our rockets. This woman is a beast and I say that in the most admirable way. She doesn't mask-up until someone makes her do so. She likes to smoke and drink because it makes her feel good. If you ask Moon what her political views are, she will tell you. Most importantly, Moon doesn't feel remorse about showing off her exquisite body. She loves herself fully which in today's climate seems rare. I'm a fan. More from this evening to come.
Sometimes people will ask what I do for a living and sometimes I will tell them that I just have fun. I have a feeling that most don't believe me. In actuality, I save lives. Namely, mine. If I didn't have this, I'd be stuck in some dead end job, eating like shit, hating everyone, counting down the days until the Big Sleep. Possibly, even thinking of potential 'shortcuts'. For this reason, I remain grateful to you, to the models, and to life in general. Moon and Suzie are of a rare breed.
Once again, Zishy provides a backstage pass to Korinne Peterjik's college life. Here we are fighting the clock before her dormmate returns from class. The lighting was a challenge, I tried every configuration available to me. Finally, Korinne said screw it and opened the blinds wide on her only window. A few students passed by but were mostly clueless to the fun taking place within. Poor bastards were probably hurrying along to their safe spaces. Video to follow.
I took these with Athena Fleurs in over 100F heat. This has become the norm for Austin in the summer. We haven't had rain in what seems like forever. They call it a heat dome. I call it a test. Let's see who bitches first. Despite popular thought, complaining does not make weather like this feel more pleasant. That's why I appreciate Athena so much. She doesn't moan about what she can't control. She takes matters into her own hands and strips out of her clothes and lets me take pictures. Brilliant!
On the internet, she goes by the the name 'Bubble Butt Venus'. I just call her 'Wonderful' because I feel it describes her more accurately and it applies to her looks and personality. Some of you might think it was the alcohol, but no, Venus is just naturally this kinky and comfortable with her sexuality. She aims to please and rarely misses her target. Bonus video will be added soon.
Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
I had such a great time shooting these with Emberlynn. I truly must have done something fantastic in a previous life. I hope you guys get to achieve this level of satisfaction in your own journeys. She entertained all my ideas. No makeup. No fakelashes. Sneaky public nudity. No problem. Women are beautiful. Some of them, I've met some shitty ones too.
Our favorite muse from Buenos Aires is back and she loves to clown around. The contributing photographer has the hardest time pinning down Agos for shoots. With looks like hers, I am not surprised. She is the type of woman that can make the world stop. But don't worry, I have my own secret weapons. More Agos Firenze to come. I will not be broken. Included are Agos' original submitted casting shots. The immediate response, You're hired!
Our finale with Sasha Apex has arrived. Since I photographed her, she got implants. Ladies, I'm sorry but I just can not stand bolt-on's. Give me low-hanging flapjacks or a perfectly flat chest over some artificial substance surgically inserted under a woman's skin. And in what fantasy world are Sasha's natural breasts even close to unappealing? She also hated reading some of your guys' comments on her tattoos. Anyways, I wish her the best and I remain grateful for the shoots. Bonus video to come.
"Real art doesn’t need to be pretty, polished, or easy to swallow. It’s got to make you feel something, like a punch to the gut or a strong narcotic. It doesn’t try to impress you with fancy tricks; it just is. Real art doesn’t give a damn if you like it or not. It’s not about being perfect or profound—it’s about speaking the truth as the artist sees it. And maybe, just maybe, someone out there will see it and also get it. Real art is like life: messy, painful, beautiful, and fleeting. But real art and ""good"" art are two different things. Good art has to convince enough suckers and jerks that it is worth a bunch of money."
"Here's an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz's dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties."
"It has been a wild week. Chilly temperatures have finally hit Texas. This set of photos takes me back to Los Angeles and spending time with the wonderful River Lynn. She arrived beaming a bright smile along with wafts of cannabis aroma. River is full of positive sexual energy and couldn't wait to get started, which did not take long. The toy was her idea, I think. River has put on some thick since the time these photos were taken and still looks amazing. Find her easily on X. A saying comes to mind, ""No man ever steps in the same river twice."" I will add a bonus video and an xtra tonight."
"Our contributor in Moscow comes through with another looker who isn't afraid of adventure. Meet Liana Rainer. I keep telling myself that I am going to get tired of these prime babes from Russia, but it just never happens. What gives? More Liana eventually."
"Happy Friday, guys. This update of Ileana Burgos has a bit of extra nudity that is generally avoided on Zishy, but I figure, why not? Give the blokes a bonus for supporting my madness. We all need to learn to 'pay it forward' more. Even though you went into debt obtaining that liberal arts degree and now you work out of a taco truck, you have to let go of the bitterness. Anger will destroy you from the inside. Hand out some free churros and make your customers happy. Happiness is contagious and kindness will reward you tenfold."
Tomas has been a Zishy subscriber for years. He was inspired to invest into some professional camera gear and start taking photos. He hit me up with pics of a redhead beauty named Petrine Krahlove. Do you think she's good enough for Zishy? Yeah, man. Petrine is into skiing and heavy metal music. I would love to see her headbang with that tremendous hair. Good find and good shooting, T-bone. I hope you stick with it.
Happy Easter. Here is part dos of the lovely Gabbie Carter and our time at the Santa Monica Pier. We did not really go. This all photoshopped. I actually shot the entire gallery at a professional studio with three assistants on-hand. I love to slackline, which is what Gabbie is doing towards the end of the gallery. It takes time to learn and you must fail countless times before any significant success.
Aria Sky wolfed down the cupcake faster than I had planned. I wanted to get a few more messy shots, maybe a video, but that chocolate goodness was screaming her name. And anyways, this leaves more sploshing ground for Zishy to cover. Since these were taken, Aria has been on hiatus from modeling. I'm not sure where she is or how she is doing, but my invitation for her to return remains open. Drown out the hate, Aria. The world will catch up.
'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
Just like that silly ol' lab virus likes to travel, so do I. Here I am, back in the USA, admiring the beauty of this Australian-born misfit, Zoey Luna. We ran out of acid, so we dropped some Ivermectin right before this little adventure and let me tell you, that shit is legit. It transformed us into fierce neon dragons which could fly freely around the Strip, acting out perverse fantasies with utter impunity. You should try it, really. Ivermectin, Ivermectin, Ivermectin. Spread the word, friendos. Unless you work for big pharma or the WHO, which in that case, lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Damn, Zach. It is hella cool that you made this job for yourself. I go to work everyday, dreading existence. I have begun a gradual process of poisoning myself. As part of my daily routine, I take a dropper of hydrochloric acid and give my coffee a generous squirt. I started out only adding a drop or two, but over the past few weeks I have built up to a much higher dose. The tummy tingle is an oddly pleasant sensation. Anyways, let me know if you ever need an assistant or something, it could be a real gamechanger for me. If not, I totally understand. Perhaps you could at least introduce me to Maddie Crump. Thanks in advance. -George Tipcorn
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