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Back when I was growing up, being weird was a lot easier than it is now. These days, tattooing your eyeballs or going out dressed up as a raccoon will barely even register as being odd. But hey, I can dig it. I am comfortable with the new generations and their new ways. I don't expect traditional ideas of normal when a performative virtualized existence meets legalized psychotropics. Venus is a unique blend of this new world with loads of classic natural beauty. Moar to come.
Here is the final album from my time in Atlanta. I hope that I have a reason to return soon. Dee Richards is as sweet as the mulberries which grow on the side of its roads. Dee wanted to keep her breasts from being exposed on the internet. I agreed on the condition that she would allow us to adore her perfect bare bottom. I am reminded of the Rolling Stones. You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime you'll find you get what you need.
If my memory serves me correctly, but usually it does not, Cindy White had an ultra-Christian upbringing. Her father grew up in Montana. As a boy, he idolized his favorite Sunday preacher for delivering the most powerful and heartfelt sermons. Jacob began to think that his future also lied in clergy. But God had other plans. A summer job at a local car dealership developed into a short career as the slimiest salesman you could ever meet. Jacob ended up impregnating the dealership's receptionist, who was already unhappily married to her alcoholic and closeted high school sweetheart, and the two decided to start a new life together in Bakersfield. They bore an attractive daughter and subjected her to extreme sexual repression post-puberty. This of course had the opposite desired effect and Cindy's curious nature erupted the moment she was able to hitchhike her way to Los Angeles. However, religion proved a hard habit to kick and Cindy was compelled to find herself a church, as luck would have it, the very same one located around the corner from my go-to dispensary. I can spot a gem hiding in any congregation. Stay ready.
"I predict that some of you are gonna really dig this and some of you will hate it. That's okay. I hear both of you. For me, I used to appreciate browsing fashion mags for the attractive women and visual creativity. This set scratches that itch. Give it a shot and leave feedback. Cami Sembrabella brought to us by our pal Vika, who apparently does legit fashion photography in Russia. It is difficult pinning her down to shoot for us, but she brings something unique to the table, especially when I hand over the creative reigns. Vika has a vision that leans towards fashion editorial over smut, yet doesn't completely depart from the latter. For those concerned, we get to see more of Cami revealed tomorrow."
"I just love Greta. Not that one. This one. She is so incredibly natural and seductive. She looks like she doesn't give a damn if you like her or not. She is who she is and that's simply how it is gonna be. I wish more people were as shameless as her. Be my Valentine, Greta. My wife shouldn't mind ... too much. —Larry Fink"
Hey guys. This was meant to be posted yesterday but my power was out until late last night. I spent most of the day foraging for firewood and trying to keep warm. Eventually, I gave up, drove a few miles to the gym, supervised females on the Glute Master Kickback machine, then jumped into the sauna. Anyways, I know you would rather hear more about Ariel. But would you really? Don't you just want to see more of her? I would. And the good news is that you will too, eventually. Have a nice weekend.
"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
Carrie Barber and I visited Barton Springs in the peak of chigger season. I hate chiggers. They are so rude. First off, they are nearly impossible to see with the naked eye. They sneak onto their host and head straight for any warm spots, like the belt line or crotch. People don't usually notice these pests until days after their bites have digested the skin's surface and developed into a red itchy lesion. Sometimes chiggers will even break into your Dodge Avenger and rob you of your CD collection. Watch out for chiggers!
This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow's ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.
Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don't worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful wild friendloversistercousinmother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could--the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
Vynessa's final chapter on Zishy has come. I will try to get her to return, but she seems to have moved on from modeling and is welcoming her first child early next year. Congrats, Vynessa. And congrats to you for finding Zishy. Our content is clinically proven to increase testosterone levels and cardiovascular performance. The only downside is that Zishy subscribers cleanreplace their keyboards much more regularly than your average internet user.
I have been there before. You think your life is over because she does not return your affection. Trust me, that small detail needs to be a deal-breaker. You will start to feel better once you relent your pursuit. Just because you don't have a good job or good hygiene or good looks doesn't mean you have nothing to offer the opposite sex. You have charisma and that is super important. Remember that time you made your grandmother laugh with those wacky jokes about indigenous peoples. See! There's still hope, my boy.
"Vangelica says she is an anxious person. Who isn't these days? This mofo better free Ross soon."
Myra Glasford had half a swimsuit with her and luckily we were in a city where going topless in public is legal for both genders. Ooh, yeah I said it. Imagine if there were really only two genders. That would be so unnatural. Imagine if you went to a doctor and told them that you felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor then proceeds to schedule you to have your dick and balls removed, places you on intensive hormone therapy, and advises you to consider surgical breast implants. Yo doc, wouldn't it be better cheaper, safer less painful to fix my head? Can't you prescribe pills or therapy to put me in harmony with my body? Again, I don't know shit.
Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
"Angel Youngs has blasted off into porn-fame. I knew it was inevitable if she stuck it out. I congratulate her on her success. On this day, she shares with us a hot shower and a few other things. Very adult things. I will add a bonus video tomorrow and an xtra as well. Stay dirty."
I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
Viky, our contributor from Colombia, is back. This time she took her friend, Karoll Bolivar, to the beach for some of that South American December sunshine. Today it is over 30C at this beach, which is over 80F for my American friends. Or maybe I am spreading misinformation. And what is misinformation? I thought it was all just information. I thought it was every individual's preference to accept information, from a variety of sources, and to parse the truth out on their own. Shouldn't the truth be able to stand up to all verifiably false claims? You don't owe anyone an apology, Joe.
Part 2 and the finale of Giulia has arrived. Yes, it is both the best of times and the worst of times. I would definitely work with her again, but she probably still doesn't get my photography. As you can tell, Giulia is playful and fun and very candid with her oddball personality. This is exactly what I strive for, even if it is not always achieved. I have seen so much smut in my day. I am perfectly burned out by anything typical. When I am taking pictures, I strive to create something that still has a heartbeat. This tends to piss people my models off. You're not supposed to be able to see anyone's soul or humanity in smut. It is supposed to be cookie-cutter and very one-noted. I just love failing. I will post a video to this page by tomorrow. Thanks for supporting the best and worst smut in the game.
Good luck tracking down more images of Zoe Aguilar elsewhere. She is an incredible find by a contributor in South America. Can you guess from which country? I will give you a hint. It is one that has recently experienced grotesque inflation of their national currency. Yeah, I know. That doesn't narrow it down much. Could be anywhere. Yet I remain an optimist. I am banking on people around the world eventually adopting the one answer that can resolve these economic woes Bitcoin. Only kidding, folks. That is trash. Money with a set supply that resides on computers? It'll never work. Let's stick with the time-honored solutions of uncapped fiat currency which also resides on computers and war. Be sensible.
Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
"Part two as promised. Weed has caused me a lot of grief. Like that time I absentmindedly left the door open at my friend's apartment, allowing her dog to run outside into the middle of a busy street at night. She said it wasn't my fault. She said it was bound to happen eventually. But we both knew. I fucked up, bad. Even at such a low point I understood just as I understand now, that if I was gonna continue to do drugs, which I most certainly did, I needed to learn how to keep my shit together. So yeah, the lesson is to keep your shit together. Life has consequences. Happy 4/20. --Buzz Lightyear"
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
"Rian is a treat. A little shy, but still a joy to work with. Part 2 will drop this weekend. Peace!"
Ivanna has returned and loves showing off her nimble legs. I think this woman loves the color yellow. See her previous update. Her curves are bananas!
Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
As promised, here is all I got left of Ira Sedina. For now. Thanks for being here.
This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude's opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance ... and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, Ohhhh, yeah!
"Such a beauty living in a troubled region. I am so thankful we still get to catch glimpses of magic from Kiev. Our contributor seems to have truly built up rapport with Taya. This is part one and I will be back with the conclusion tomorrow. Probably with video. For now, I need to bow out early to bake cookies for my kid's school winter fair. What a life, right?"
"Alli Chandler says she is into Britney Spears. Hell, she even owns one of her t-shirts. I could not resist the Zishtok opportunity. I believe this update of Alli's is gonna create a few more Britney fans around the globe. Both 'Toxic' and Alli are 22 years old. Wild."
"Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."
"As mentioned previously, Hanna Nasochi is expecting and we are given the privilege of observing her transformation. Sure, this strays from typical Zishy content, but I am confident that several of you will still appreciate it. One of the founding principles of this site was to keep it interesting, especially for myself. While sticking to a proven formula is simpler, safer, and possibly wiser, I need a changeup every now and then for my own sanity. I have heard it said that sex with attractive, fertile women can also be used to make babies. Wild. Bonus video to come."
Today, I bring you your second dose of Vonnie Bean. This one is a little more potent than the first, so you will want to monitor yourself for a half hour after consumption. Vonnie is truly adorable and you will see more of her here at Zishy if you stick around. But if you don't, I totally understand. I know many of you need to start saving up for the next big Jake PaulJustin Bieber extravaganza. Or maybe you are eying a brand new tent for that prime spot in the park. I get it.
Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
"A lot of you have been writing in and asking who I am going to vote for. I guess I must emanate that ""really intelligent and informed"" vibe. Well, to be honest, I don't know yet. I'm kinda into the whole end-the-wars, free-speech, fix-the-economy platform. But then I think about the critical issue of abortion and how that affects all our lives. So, yeah, I might just be leaning towards joy. Which team of billionaires are you on this November? A video of Julie will arrive tomorrow."
Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
As promised, here is part two. I missed church cuz of this. Thanks a lot.
It is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today's manipedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
"I didn't get the follower count that I wanted, but it is okay. Life has been kind to me. So here is the rest of what I have of Miki. Use it as inspiration. And yes, as a subscriber, you see her move that arm."
"I didn't almost get Lila Love evicted for just a one-part update. Here is the second half as pool season is wrapping up for most of the northern hemisphere. I will bring you a bonus video tomorrow. And probably an xtra. You guys hang in there on this lovely Monday."
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
When I shoot, I am mostly trying to create both pretty and interesting pictures. I am trying to highlight what I find appealing about my subject, but I'm also trying to build a relatable fantasy for my audience. I want to bring them into worlds that are not easily accessible. I want to showcase wild personalities and special moments in time. I want to inspire, entertain, and give people, mostly men, a feeling of acceptance for their instinctual nature. I want to share my humor at these absurd biological conditions we live in. But most importantly, I want to make a dollar, because my wife's tastes get more goddamn expensive every single year. So subscribe and enjoy!
Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
This is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.
"GM, guys. I'm such a sucker for Meadow Brink and her numerous charms. When she invited me to Wisconsin, I jumped. I had no idea how cold it would be. I'm a Texas boy. I fought through the pain as long as I could but had to tap out early. I'm really sorry, friends. Or maybe I'm not a pussy and there will be a part 2 to this. Guess we're gonna find out ;)"
"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
"Camila Gomez, naked, in heels, with her tall and slender form is a vision that makes me believe in poetry. I begin to understand the delicate harmony of the universe. So much of the noise and chaos that distracts me, constantly, is counter-balanced by a beauty which commands my total focus. This is what kings will gladly bend their knees to. Okay, probably a bit much. But she sure is fetching."
Lolita Minh is back and I hope she will return again at some point, but for now, this is her fond farewell. I want to reiterate how pleasantly surprised I was to discover that this quiet, adorable human also had an appetite for being naughty. So much so, she also gave me some extra footage that stepped outside of the Zishy boundaries. EMAIL infozishy.com if you are interested in that. Also, I will be adding a video later todaytomorrow. Kisses.
Now comes our finale with Solana from Moscow. Part one today. Part two with bonus video tomorrow. The two women that made these updates possible deserve a great deal of our gratitude. Keep on rocking in the free world. At this point, I think that applies to none of us, but it probably never did.
Miki Pedangen might never pose nude for me or for any other photographer, but I am still going to keep shooting her. Her beauty is exceptional and undeniable. Bonus video shows her lively character. Also, I have finally made it home from my summer travels. Now just getting back into the swing of things. Thanks for your patience. Happy Friday.
This is the first contribution attempt by a photographer in Colombia. They did a hell of a job finding an incredible model in Valery Ponce and taking some beautiful shots, but definitely have room to improve. I asked the contributor very politely to shoot more of Valery or else I would find a nearby bridge to jump off. I hope they come through. I am a man of my word. And don't fret, I will return tomorrow with another newbie for you wolves to feast on. Happy Friday.
As promised, here's part two of my morning with Sybil Kuechler. Stay wild.
Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
I am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-Pierre
Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.
Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn't help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
"Part 1, so save the hate mail. When a beautiful woman offers to pick you up at the airport and drive you to her place in small-town Pennsylvania, you jump. I did. I documented the experience in the most raw manner possible. Jezebel is heroically bold and honest with who she is, which is perfect. I photographed like a maddman that night. Xtra, video, etc. Stay tuned."
Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
Happy Friday. For you guys only interested in nudity, you will be disappointed with this update. But I am ok with it. Olya Derkach is worthy of making certain exceptions. She is photographed here by Yura in Ukraine. Olya just turned nineteen and was ready to try her hand at provocative modeling. Plus, Yura promised her anything she wanted at the summer fair, so that helps. There is a 45 minute video of her eating a funnel cake covered in cherries and syrup, but I won't bore you with that. I will save it for the Zach Venice private collection. Sorry, boys! I am only kidding, but I wish I wasn't. I could watch Olya do anything. More of this rare gem in our future.
Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
Sorry for the delay on the notes. I was busy yesterday spending time with my kid's gymnastics coach. She is damn cute and considering whether or not to shoot for Zishy. That opportunity is all I can think about right now. Jade Baker does serve as a pleasant distraction, but it will be short-lived. This is Jade's grand finale. On to the next. Jesus, forgive me.
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