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"This update starts off with Lissa Mendez looking serious, to be honest, possibly even a little pissed. Gradually, we see her loosen up in front of our eyes. That million dollar smile reemerges, and all is right again in the universe. I don't know the entire story behind it, but along with you, I look forward to downloading more information on Lissa in part two. Together we will get to the bottom of this. See ya tomorrow. Z"
"Hola. Got a ton of images in this one. Spent a lot of time with Kari Pitinova and there is more to come. She is super interesting and diverse with her talents. She likes salsa dancing, drawing, arm wrestling, spearfishing, and god knows what else. We had a really great day. Kari surprised me with her adventurous spirit in a quite public setting. I was expecting more of a shy, modest type. Oh well, don't judge a book ... right?"
"Back in the day, this site was more focused on enticing photos of women in clothes. My theory was that revealing less could often go further than revealing more. Over the years, I found that both are important, especially if I wanted to make any money from this endeavor. But today, I bring you the amazing Olya, who is one of our more reserved models of recent years. Her beauty is special and I would personally feel foolish to refuse it unless she bared everything all the time. Stay human."
It is hard to find women of Pakistani descent to pose for Zishy, but somehow fate brought us Ushna Malik. She was born in Pakistan and came to the US when she was in elementary school. She just turned 19 this February. Ushna is open-minded, full of energy, and loves to break the rules. On this particular afternoon, we made a stop at Office Depot and made use of Ushna's thirst for adventure.
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My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
Enjoy part two, you beautiful motherfuckers.
As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
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I drove up the coast to meet Lauralynn Parrish. She is 19 and full of eager to shoot for Zishy. Being that she dates a military man, I thought this old tank we found would make a good background. Lauralynn then showed me her favorite local cafe where they make a mean Nutella and banana milkshake topped with heavenly whipped cream. Captain Tennille's Love will keep us together is the song in the bonus video.
Rowan Emerson graces us with her beauty again, possibly for the last time. Since this shoot, she has denounced technology because of its ties to modern slavery. I believe she mentioned something about hundreds of thousands of humans in the Congo being exploited to mine ingredients for batteries. Apple, Tesla, Samsung, every major player is culpable. Hey Rowan, spare me, baby. I only use technology to spread happiness. Plus, I offer a 20 discount for all subscribers in third-world countries. It makes a difference.
Dita Vetone whipped out this bodysuit and said that it would look good in some photos. Um yeah, I think you are on to something here, Dita. Let's try it. Once she put it on her exquisite natural figure, she became timid. I showed her some test shots and Dita agreed that while the suit was way too revealing, she looked too spectacular in it to refuse. If sharing is caring, Dita must love us all. And now I patiently await the get her naked comments. Some people are predictably ungrateful. Kisses.
I met Dita Vetone one evening at the beach. I saw a woman wrapped up in a blanket with a photographer walking back to the parking lot. I approached and asked her for her Instagram. I explained that I was also a photographer and perhaps we could work together. I had no idea what type of insane natural figure lay hidden under that blanket. Life is full of surprises. I think I'll keep at it. More Dita is planned.
Back in your life with more Zishy adventures in Pittsburgh, PA, accompanied by Michele James. You are correct if you guessed that these were not taken during the frigid winter months. Michele got away with wearing next to nothing. Beautiful as Michele is, I had to fight the urge to strangle her on one occasion. Upon returning to the car, she realized that her keys had been misplaced. I had Michele wait in the parking lot while I ran back quickly and retraced our steps. I found them at the exact spot seen in image 12. One tends to run a bit faster when anticipating a woman posing nude for you back at home. Good luck at the Super Bowl, Steelers!
Chael Sonnen says that being a professional team sports fan is like being a fan of laundry. Because there is no loyalty among the athletes. They go wherever the biggest paycheck takes them. So why would you want to wear another grown man's uniform on your back? You should be the hero of your own story. Yeah, I like Chael. He is a salty dog just like me. As for Presley Callen, she can wear whatever the hell she wants. She always looks amazing. I would even buy it if she told me Pence was her boyfriend. Stay wicked.
Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
I took Hannah Tarley to eat at Freddy's Frozen Custard Steakburgers at the end of our shoot. Even after smoking a bowl, Freddy's isn't that great. So if you can, try to find a Five Guys or something. I do, however, recommend chilling with Hannah if you get a chance. She is sweet, friendly, and won't make you wear a silly mask. BTW, does anyone believe those masks at the Olympics are serving a real purpose besides optics? JK, I won't go there. I know we all just want to save lives and keep our fellow-man safe. No one should die from that stupid disease. No one! That's what cancer and diabetes is for.
Hey gang. I just got back from a frigid trip up north to do some of my own snow-shooting. However, today we have the second part of Alina's outing with Lida Nowak. It is hard to relay how much strength and determination is required to take nude photos in these conditions. A lot harder than doing a heavily filtered, utterly mindless, three-second tiktok clip in your bedroom. Anyways, I will be back tomorrow with a new update. Thanks for being here.
I am not a person that advocates any drug for anyone. I only want people to be able to consume the drugs that they enjoy without the fear of being thrown into a cage. If you think caffeine, sugar, or alcohol are not drugs, then the propaganda works. If you think it would be absurd for your neighbor to remove you from your home, take away your livelihood, and put you behind bars for consuming or even possessing a flower, then why would you permit your government to do this? Are we free men or are we slaves? Presley Callen loves her some country music, cannabis, and the freedom to choose what she puts into her body.
"She is rare like a solar eclipse. We will call her Vaemis Kory and this is her intro. More to come for sure. Try to keep it together, boys."
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
When you ask a woman if she is hungry and she says, a little, then you better get some food quick! The answer is never a simple, yes. It is usually something like, mother fucker why didn't you get me food when I said I was hungry?, referring to when she said a little. More of my profound insight and more of the extra-tasty Vonnie Bean to come. Shout-out to Bianchi's in Tucson. Bye Bye.
Introducing Iliza Monteforte. Her couch might be half-destroyed, but her personality is pristine. She lives near a big university in Florida and has a bunch of wild roommates that like to party. I am sure their landlord has already gambled away the security deposit. When you have a college girlfriend like Iliza, you don't sweat the small stuff. It is okay if the carpet is filthy and the garbage wreaks. Worry about being civilized back at home with the wife and kids, where the carefree invincibility of youth is but a distant memory. And don't forget to clear your message history, you scoundrel.
Samadhi Amour. What an odd name. One day I might Google it and find out what it means. Not today though. Today I am concerned with more important matters. I am focusing on my breathing. Cold air in. Warm air out. That sure does feel good. What would you feel in the presence of Samadhi? Would you feel lust? Appreciation? Apathy? Inadequacy? Anger? A beauty like hers will teach you a lot about yourself. The path we take is often guided by our attitude. I might not always have a great one, but I am learning to adjust it. That's one thing we must all hold onto. The desire to learn. Dig it, man? -Charlie
Today I'd like you to enjoy another head of curly hair, but this time from a different part of the world. A savage place where if you walk into a doctor's office, they can and will tell you how much a particular treatment costs. So primitive, right? For those of you outside the US, Americans never know how much a medical service will run until weeks later, as the bills start to arrive in the mail. This is how polite society works. Anyways, we have our contributor, Vika, to thank for this update of the standout Moscow resident, Solana Bardell. Take it easy.
"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
"Hello, Monday! Here is the first part of our finale with Tasia Loomer. I can always count on Alina, our contributor, to bring images with raw energy and personality. She forgot to bring bubble bath to Tasia's apartment, but luckily nature has supplied Tasia with plenty of her own. Part 2 tomorrow with video."
"Part 1, so save the hate mail. When a beautiful woman offers to pick you up at the airport and drive you to her place in small-town Pennsylvania, you jump. I did. I documented the experience in the most raw manner possible. Jezebel is heroically bold and honest with who she is, which is perfect. I photographed like a maddman that night. Xtra, video, etc. Stay tuned."
Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
"I just love Greta. Not that one. This one. She is so incredibly natural and seductive. She looks like she doesn't give a damn if you like her or not. She is who she is and that's simply how it is gonna be. I wish more people were as shameless as her. Be my Valentine, Greta. My wife shouldn't mind ... too much. —Larry Fink"
Some asshole was telling me that the first step to saving human civilization is to violently take back the power from a corrupt government. He explained that the destruction of natural resources and our illusion of perpetual war would be come distant memories if we were to overthrow the broken system. No man. I don't want to hear all that. I am kicked back on my couch, high as the dickens, waiting for my UberEats to arrive. Who can be bothered with a revolution? I know there is a lot to fight for. Experiences like this one with Shyla Volbeck. I know we are not descendants of fearful men, but I need my nightly Netflix and anyways I'm a pacifist.
This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
This is what happens when you mix two women with powerful sex drives in summer heat. Angel Youngs and Liz Jordan had instant chemistry when they met. I had the flauta plate. More to come.
"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
"The moment my mouth dives into a slice of ripe, juicy summer melon, my senses are flooded with pure delight. The sweetness bursts on my tongue, refreshing and invigorating, like capturing the essence of a sun-soaked day. The vibrant, succulent flesh, with its delicate, sugary nectar, feels like a cherished indulgence—something I have waited for all year. For me, this simple pleasure is a symbol of life’s abundance, a seasonal treasure that fills the heart with joy and satisfaction. They say it is a berry, I call it a blessing."
Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
"Alli Chandler says she is into Britney Spears. Hell, she even owns one of her t-shirts. I could not resist the Zishtok opportunity. I believe this update of Alli's is gonna create a few more Britney fans around the globe. Both 'Toxic' and Alli are 22 years old. Wild."
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"Hey guys, I only have a few minutes before I gotta pick up my kid from school. Let me just say that Iliza has a very lovable look. She was kind enough to invite me into her home. I documented her in the most honest way possible and it seems you guys continue to appreciate my approach. There is an endless number of ways to make smut. I simply follow my instincts. It's like I tell the little one, don't worry about failure, just make sure you don't hurt yourself so bad that you can't take another crack at it."
Here's the last update of Kai Marley. She is an awesome model who has since retired to become a mommy. We had a lot of fun together since she is as crazy as yours truly. I met her when she worked for a weed-delivery service in Los Angeles. Can't wait until the rest of the world catches up. Good luck, Kai.
It gets hot on the Backbone Trail and when you have a hiking partner like Misty Lovelace, it can get very exciting. Misty is a wild, open-minded beauty from Texas. I have to always confirm if a girl will feel comfortable outside in nature. With Misty, she was more than willing to hit the trails, literally and figuratively. Feeling shitty? Get outside before you book that pricey appointment with a therapist.
Even if Max Holloway goes down in defeat tomorrow, you have to respect his bravery. He is taking a fight that all the experts predict will be a slow, painful torture. He is coming off an injury, he is moving up a weight class, he is facing an undefeated killer and all on six days notice. Thoreau wrote, Most men live lives of quiet desperation. Tomorrow, Max's actions should inspire most men. For today, let Ksenia Gali handle that task.
Lila Love makes her Zishy debut with a playful and tempting dance to one of my recent favorite bands. Supposedly, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is being pushed hard by the YouTube algo. That's what my buddy says, anyways. I appreciate The Gizz because they take many chances creatively. Their music often feels like a throwback to more melodic times, but it can also be quite diverse and unpredictable. More Lila to come. She's an exceptionally fun hang and I got persistence.
Jasmine Simco is no pushover. A famous rapper, I won't name drop, hit her up on Instagram asking her to kick it with him. She sent no reply, just blocked his messages. That is the type of character some of these girls have. Even though they might be here to share their beauty and a bit of their sexuality with the world, it does not mean they are all driven by money or fame. There are some women who look at my work and consider it art, and there are some that think it is demeaning trash. I tell them all the same thing. This is not for everyone. This is for me. Do your thing. If our interests match, let's tango.
Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
Brandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.
Soledad Lomas is not a nude model. That is what makes these images so special. I wish there were no repercussions to women showing their bodies online. I wish they did not lose their value in many people's eyes. But at the end of the day, everything is going to be okay. As we watch the faces melt off our beautiful children, we won't be concerned with such trivial matters. I might add a video later. Ta ta.
This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow's ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.
"One day my luck is going to run out and I will not be able to find any more of these spectacular natural women to photograph. But until that day, I am going to continue to grind. There's too much shitty art and smut out there. The world needs Zishy. The world needs women like Emberlynn. Thanks for the support."
Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
When I was a young buck, I used to have a respectable p0rn collection on my hard drive. One of my favorite videos was of a performer that went by the name Paisley Adams. In this video, she asked to get spanked harder and harder as her male counterpart obliged. Eventually, the pain got to a level where Paisley could no longer put up her tough girl front and had to break the fourth wall. I recall a very real OWWW! I appreciate strange subtle details like that. Please hit me up if you have this video. Anyways, here's a different Paisley for you. Night-night.
Here's more of the incredible Minka Giertz looking fabulous in elegant black lingerie, along with a bonus video. It is kinda hard not to love her, so don't even try. I want to thank everyone reading this for not being satisfied with mediocre smut. There are millions of free nudies on the internet, yet you keep coming back to Zishy. Ever wonder why? Good taste. That's the secret. You guys have it. Congrats.
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Ella Knox does porn but she also does life. So if you see some beautiful woman with a ridonkulous figure on your next commute, try not to stare and make it awkward. Take a quick mental snapshot. And at the very most, pay her a quick, kind compliment, but leave it at that. Most women like Ella hide themselves because of all the unwanted and creepy attention they generate. Help the cause and be a man that women do not have to fear.
Part two has arrived. Dorothy Channing is twenty years old and managing a restaurant. She wants to dump that gig and sell Lambo's at a dealership. Too many dickhead customers at her current job and even some ass-grabbing. Weak men lead to hard times. Hope it all works out for her. She was a hoot. See you soon!
"Hope you don't mind this late addition of a bonus video, but I was busy this week shooting bottle rockets at the neighborhood cats. Here's a couple more of minutes of fun with Liz Jordan teasing, shaking and flashing deep in the heart of Texas. It doesn't get more American than this. See you guys on Monday."
"Luna Lovely is really cool. She's done a bunch of porn, but is special for the fact that she genuinely loves it. I also find her very attractive. Just remember, all the women you encounter these days have probably done dirty deeds in their pasts as well, and quite possibly on camera. There are no virgins left. Our technocracy has been screwing us since birth. Sorry, pal."
"Throwback to the Covid era, when we were told that we were gonna die and kill all our family members if we stood closer than six feet to a stranger. I was still out there, hustling, traveling with the beautiful Bess Burton. Back then, the man on TV was saying the virus came from bat soup, that masks and experimental vaccines and nothing else would keep us safe. Now, hardly anyone gives a damn that the CIA has officially reported it was caused by a lab leak, or that most people wore masks, were vaccinated and still got sick. We have dealt with so much bullshit over the years. But I'll tell you what isn't bullshit ... the curves on Bess. 100% natural origin. Stay skeptical, friends."
"Just yesterday, I found a scorpion on the street. I had to stop and admire this creature. Scorpions know that they are beautiful and they let you know it too, but not with a smile—never a smile. Smiles are for the weak. Scorpions are strong and dangerous and can hide their power in silence. When they approach, their perfume coils around your head like a noose. You only become aware of a scorpion's stinger at the moment it is too late—the moment after you have fallen in love. Please heed my advice, treat the scorpions in your life well or stay clear of them completely. Happy Friday."
Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can't have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you're not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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Not a joke. These were taken many years ago, when Zishy was a concept still developing in my immature mind. Don't worry, I'm still immature, just have more resources. Creativity is always considered foolishness until it works. Stay hungry. Miranda is the girl bowling inside CVS. Taylor is the one with the Easter basket. Isabela is the viper wearing the ruffle socks with heels. Amber is the buxom latina photographed in the mirrored lobby.
I was a complete foreigner in her land, but Nadia Serbinenko was determined to put on a clinic in hospitality. We picked up snacks at the local market and sprained a few Ukrainian necks in the process. Was this woman born to tease or did I just catch her on the right day? I would have asked Nadia, but our communication in broken Rus-lish was poor at best. Oh well. Talk is cheap. Nadia was obviously digging the shoot and I knew how to pretend to operate a camera. Drive safe.
I arrived alone in Krasnodar in the late afternoon and did some quick exploring for a nature spot to photograph Diana Sedova the next day. Included in this set are my initial scouting photos. Wealth does not seem abundant in this city, but I don't travel for your typical tourism. With shoots like these, I try to uncover the beauty that most people overlook. I want to show both the struggle and wonder that is present everywhere. I seek the Truth. Plus, I really love an amazing set of natural tits. Cancel me. Cancel everybody.
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
Beta from Buenos Aires finds yet another irresistible Argentinian for our hungry eyes. Victoria Ramos clearly has a fun personality and a taste for tease. I recently cut out gluten from my diet, so the sweet pastries in these pics have zero appeal to me. In fact, all I consume now are AG1, Blue Chew, and Prime energy drink. It hurts when I breathe, but I can tear a hole in some dry wall with this man-hammer. Are there any cardiologists in the Zishy fanbase? Asking for a friend.
This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
Contestant 7 is a young mother from the UK. Her chosen mask reminds me of my goth years, when I used to wear black lipstick, hide from the sun, and cry a lot. Oh, those were the days. Just kidding. I have never been a depressive or sensitive person until the pandemic came around and made me spend so much time with myself. Thanks for the entries. Keep them coming!
This is not the time for Counting Crows or Dave Matthews Band. Whatever our shortcomings are, we cannot allow a lack of courage to be one of them. Not in these times. As far I am concerned, the answer is more RATM, more Metallica, early Metallica, more goddamn Ozzy. It is like Doogie Howser once said, I don't have the luxury of being a fucking pussy right now. I have work to do. Moon Torrance may read the Bible every morning, but I still think she's metal.
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