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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are clich, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
Even though it is currently winter in Argentina, I had our contributor bust out a new update of Agos Firenze. I have felt guilty about cruelly introducing her earlier this year in an epic dance video, but never following up with a photo set. Well, today your patience is rewarded. Here is Agos taking us on a shopping adventure in Buenos Aires and then baring all while back at home. Don't waste your time or life seeking thrills at the bottom of the ocean. The good shit is up here. Peace.
As promised, here is all I got left of Ira Sedina. For now. Thanks for being here.
"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
"Roselina Andee is back and shows us some of the things she is into. Video games, toys, annoying pets, meh. But weapons, I can get behind that. I also like that she is willing to hang off the edge of a building for a cool photo. This isn't the last we see of Roselina."
Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
Today, I bring you your second dose of Vonnie Bean. This one is a little more potent than the first, so you will want to monitor yourself for a half hour after consumption. Vonnie is truly adorable and you will see more of her here at Zishy if you stick around. But if you don't, I totally understand. I know many of you need to start saving up for the next big Jake PaulJustin Bieber extravaganza. Or maybe you are eying a brand new tent for that prime spot in the park. I get it.
This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude's opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance ... and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, Ohhhh, yeah!
"Here is what I have left of the lovely Lissa. I will see if we can get more of her, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I will also add a bonus video later today if there is enough decent footage (if there is any, it ain't much). Lissa knows how to make our popsicles drip. AI wrote that. Wasn't me."
"Such a beauty living in a troubled region. I am so thankful we still get to catch glimpses of magic from Kiev. Our contributor seems to have truly built up rapport with Taya. This is part one and I will be back with the conclusion tomorrow. Probably with video. For now, I need to bow out early to bake cookies for my kid's school winter fair. What a life, right?"
Hello, everyone. Just because Zishy is rated the number one internet site by the Douglas Peabody Foundation, doesn't mean that I can afford to send myself into space. No, I am a simple man of simple means. My only plans for the future are to explore the bottom of the oceans with a robotic submarine. While I'm working on that, I might have more people like Andy, our Colombian contributor, photograph women like Yma Pallete. Hope that's cool. See you soon.
Ivanna has returned and loves showing off her nimble legs. I think this woman loves the color yellow. See her previous update. Her curves are bananas!
"Alli Chandler says she is into Britney Spears. Hell, she even owns one of her t-shirts. I could not resist the Zishtok opportunity. I believe this update of Alli's is gonna create a few more Britney fans around the globe. Both 'Toxic' and Alli are 22 years old. Wild."
"As mentioned previously, Hanna Nasochi is expecting and we are given the privilege of observing her transformation. Sure, this strays from typical Zishy content, but I am confident that several of you will still appreciate it. One of the founding principles of this site was to keep it interesting, especially for myself. While sticking to a proven formula is simpler, safer, and possibly wiser, I need a changeup every now and then for my own sanity. I have heard it said that sex with attractive, fertile women can also be used to make babies. Wild. Bonus video to come."
Part two as promised. For those of you, like me, who are smitten with Kat, there is an extended video and a few additional photos of her available in the 'xtras' section. Zishy xtras can only be downloaded by subscribers who show my tip jar some love. Hey guys, inflation is real. I have yet to raise subscription prices though for over a decade. Same price as when Michelle Obama started her second term.
"I didn't almost get Lila Love evicted for just a one-part update. Here is the second half as pool season is wrapping up for most of the northern hemisphere. I will bring you a bonus video tomorrow. And probably an xtra. You guys hang in there on this lovely Monday."
Hey, guys. Back on this beautiful Friday with a follow-up to Venus' most recent update. This woman is magnificent. She might have a few extra pounds, but this is Texas and we don't worry ourselves about a few extra pounds. Are you happy, pleasant to be around, and can you mind your own goddamn business? Those things are more important to us. But seriously, Venus is a sweetheart and loyal to her man. Even if I WASN'T smitten with her curvy figure, I'd still consider her a catch.
"A lot of you have been writing in and asking who I am going to vote for. I guess I must emanate that ""really intelligent and informed"" vibe. Well, to be honest, I don't know yet. I'm kinda into the whole end-the-wars, free-speech, fix-the-economy platform. But then I think about the critical issue of abortion and how that affects all our lives. So, yeah, I might just be leaning towards joy. Which team of billionaires are you on this November? A video of Julie will arrive tomorrow."
"I didn't get the follower count that I wanted, but it is okay. Life has been kind to me. So here is the rest of what I have of Miki. Use it as inspiration. And yes, as a subscriber, you see her move that arm."
This is another one of my 'come as you are' updates where I photograph the subject in exactly what she arrives in. Women like Hazel Heart do not need to doll themselves up to look amazing. Sometimes the contrast of casual, at-home attire on a stunning, natural beauty is all that is necessary. But what it does require is confidence on the model's part, which Hazel has plenty of. I also like to explore what a person actually wears when she is not planning to be photographed. It's a thing, man. Or maybe it is just my thing. Part 2 coming, with bonus video, and somethin' xtra. Why not?
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
Keisha Grey takes me to one of her favorite coffeecigar shops for some caffeine and a Cuban sandwich. I learned that Keisha also shares a liking to the absurdist rock band, Primus. This woman understands great bass-playing and apparently can wail on one herself. We decided to form a band. We will call ourselves the Cuban Eggroll. Soon, you'll be able to stream our music for free. I can't wait.
Lisa, our contributor from Russia, discovered Olga Cee in a small town outside of Perm. Since this shoot, they have become devoted partners and adopted seven small children from Suriname. Their story is inspirational and proves that true love overcomes all odds. This holiday season, catch the heartwarming movie, Teacup Swap, which tells the tale of their unlikely romance. Only on the Hallmark Channel. Be well. Time for my meds.
This remarkable woman is back to grace us with a new hair color. I just can't get over how photogenic Vonnie Bean's face is. I bet she could have won a few beauty pageants when she was growing up. I was also an adorable child. I worked the pageant circuit for a few seasons, but then I fell in love with Captain Crunch and those cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster. Extra pounds came on quick. Eventually, Mommy said my ass was too flabby for the little sailor outfit she made me. It broke my heart, but hey, beauty isn't everything. Anyways, enjoy Vonnie.
Hey, it's Friday. Time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some Zishy fundamentals. Vynessa Lucero is the perfect fit. She's exceptionally beautiful and ready to tease the socks off of the Internet. It has been a decade this month since I started this site. There are plenty of people to thank, but certainly this would not be possible without each and every Zishy subscriber. I hope you all experience as much fortune as your humble narrator. Take care, you animals!
When I shoot, I am mostly trying to create both pretty and interesting pictures. I am trying to highlight what I find appealing about my subject, but I'm also trying to build a relatable fantasy for my audience. I want to bring them into worlds that are not easily accessible. I want to showcase wild personalities and special moments in time. I want to inspire, entertain, and give people, mostly men, a feeling of acceptance for their instinctual nature. I want to share my humor at these absurd biological conditions we live in. But most importantly, I want to make a dollar, because my wife's tastes get more goddamn expensive every single year. So subscribe and enjoy!
It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan's club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
This is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.
Lolita Minh is back and I hope she will return again at some point, but for now, this is her fond farewell. I want to reiterate how pleasantly surprised I was to discover that this quiet, adorable human also had an appetite for being naughty. So much so, she also gave me some extra footage that stepped outside of the Zishy boundaries. EMAIL infozishy.com if you are interested in that. Also, I will be adding a video later todaytomorrow. Kisses.
Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
As promised, here is part two. I missed church cuz of this. Thanks a lot.
I met this contributor, Darien, online. I think he must have first hit me up with an email over a year ago. He promised he could bring me some great talent from Venezuela. Lo and behold, he was right. I immediately loved Katie Arias' adorable energy and long dark hair. The biggest obstacle in working with Darien was paying him. Venezuela's economic and political turmoil is awful, to put it mildy. PayPal and Western Union were not even available options. So Darien introduced me to two valuable gems, Katie and the world of cryptocurrency. Have a nice weekend.
Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
It is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today's manipedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
"Camila Gomez, naked, in heels, with her tall and slender form is a vision that makes me believe in poetry. I begin to understand the delicate harmony of the universe. So much of the noise and chaos that distracts me, constantly, is counter-balanced by a beauty which commands my total focus. This is what kings will gladly bend their knees to. Okay, probably a bit much. But she sure is fetching."
This is the first contribution attempt by a photographer in Colombia. They did a hell of a job finding an incredible model in Valery Ponce and taking some beautiful shots, but definitely have room to improve. I asked the contributor very politely to shoot more of Valery or else I would find a nearby bridge to jump off. I hope they come through. I am a man of my word. And don't fret, I will return tomorrow with another newbie for you wolves to feast on. Happy Friday.
"GM, guys. I'm such a sucker for Meadow Brink and her numerous charms. When she invited me to Wisconsin, I jumped. I had no idea how cold it would be. I'm a Texas boy. I fought through the pain as long as I could but had to tap out early. I'm really sorry, friends. Or maybe I'm not a pussy and there will be a part 2 to this. Guess we're gonna find out ;)"
As promised, here's part two of my morning with Sybil Kuechler. Stay wild.
Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don't want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life and nudity!. I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
"Today, as we gather here, I want to celebrate the true backbone of Argentina - its women. They are the embodiment of resilience, strength, and perseverance. In every corner of our nation, from the bustling streets of Buenos Aires to the serene landscapes of Patagonia, Argentine women have been at the forefront of progress, nurturing families, driving businesses, and shaping our society. As a sign of our gratitude to the International Monetary Fund, we plan to annually donate twenty of our country's finest young women to the IMF network of 'pleasure' dungeons. This will be in addition to the payments being made toward the generous loans bestowed upon our republic. Viva la libertad carajo! -Javier Milei, President of Argentina"
Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
Now comes our finale with Solana from Moscow. Part one today. Part two with bonus video tomorrow. The two women that made these updates possible deserve a great deal of our gratitude. Keep on rocking in the free world. At this point, I think that applies to none of us, but it probably never did.
Shyla Volbeck has returned to give it one last go at Zishy. Part two will follow shortly. Shyla is exceptional among the exceptional. I had a friend present when I photographed Shyla. She was baffled. I can't believe what is going on, she's so amazing. Yeah, that pretty sums up my experience with Shyla. I know this one is a bit soft for all you skin-cravers, but don't worry. We will make up for it.
Back to that time when I brought the pale wonder, Ophelia Palantine, from Oregon to sunny Central Texas. She ended up blocking me on social media because I poked fun at the whole BLM madness of 2020. Apparently, not being racist isn't good enough for the woke crowd. You had to post your black square with reverence and say only the 'correct' things. The Ukrainian flag-as-avatar trend kinda reminds me of that now. I am mostly sure that we all detest war and the killing of innocent people, but I refuse to subscribe to a simple narrative of good vs. evil. That only seems to get world in more trouble. Complex issues are usually, hmmm ... complex. Go fig.
Part two of my time with Daphne Dare and Cindy White. Good times. Don't let the bad times get you down. They are temporary as well.
It will be hard to say goodbye to Adriene Macedo. This is her last update. Fortunately, there will be a second part to it and probably some bonus video. She is a phenom in many ways. I was enamored with Adriene from afar for quite a while before she agreed to shoot. Her body type is rare and completely natural. She is into extreme activities like riding dirt bikes and kickboxing. Whoever is trying to blackmail her, threatening to show her Zishy pics to her family and friends, that's shitty of you. Woefully, she is not the first. And then I constantly have people also asking why I don't tag my models' social media. Yup.
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don't you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That's right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don't get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
Happy Friday. For you guys only interested in nudity, you will be disappointed with this update. But I am ok with it. Olya Derkach is worthy of making certain exceptions. She is photographed here by Yura in Ukraine. Olya just turned nineteen and was ready to try her hand at provocative modeling. Plus, Yura promised her anything she wanted at the summer fair, so that helps. There is a 45 minute video of her eating a funnel cake covered in cherries and syrup, but I won't bore you with that. I will save it for the Zach Venice private collection. Sorry, boys! I am only kidding, but I wish I wasn't. I could watch Olya do anything. More of this rare gem in our future.
Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
Miki Pedangen might never pose nude for me or for any other photographer, but I am still going to keep shooting her. Her beauty is exceptional and undeniable. Bonus video shows her lively character. Also, I have finally made it home from my summer travels. Now just getting back into the swing of things. Thanks for your patience. Happy Friday.
Introducing the irresistible Maggie O'Shannon. She is a bold young woman with zero shame in showing off her body. We had a fabulous time in Houston. I will be posting a video from this outing at some point, but ya'boi feels like a can of ass today. I should have gotten that seventh booster. FUCK.
"The moment my mouth dives into a slice of ripe, juicy summer melon, my senses are flooded with pure delight. The sweetness bursts on my tongue, refreshing and invigorating, like capturing the essence of a sun-soaked day. The vibrant, succulent flesh, with its delicate, sugary nectar, feels like a cherished indulgence—something I have waited for all year. For me, this simple pleasure is a symbol of life’s abundance, a seasonal treasure that fills the heart with joy and satisfaction. They say it is a berry, I call it a blessing."
"Part 1, so save the hate mail. When a beautiful woman offers to pick you up at the airport and drive you to her place in small-town Pennsylvania, you jump. I did. I documented the experience in the most raw manner possible. Jezebel is heroically bold and honest with who she is, which is perfect. I photographed like a maddman that night. Xtra, video, etc. Stay tuned."
Sorry for the delay on the notes. I was busy yesterday spending time with my kid's gymnastics coach. She is damn cute and considering whether or not to shoot for Zishy. That opportunity is all I can think about right now. Jade Baker does serve as a pleasant distraction, but it will be short-lived. This is Jade's grand finale. On to the next. Jesus, forgive me.
Back in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
Introducing Iliza Monteforte. Her couch might be half-destroyed, but her personality is pristine. She lives near a big university in Florida and has a bunch of wild roommates that like to party. I am sure their landlord has already gambled away the security deposit. When you have a college girlfriend like Iliza, you don't sweat the small stuff. It is okay if the carpet is filthy and the garbage wreaks. Worry about being civilized back at home with the wife and kids, where the carefree invincibility of youth is but a distant memory. And don't forget to clear your message history, you scoundrel.
I am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-Pierre
Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
Gabbie is always fun to be around. That is why I purchased rubber molds of some of her famous body parts, just to remind me of her awesome personality. We had some creative fun with a charcoal beauty mask and bath bomb. Hold on to your hats.
I think of candy as immediate gratification, not food. Porn for the taste buds if you will. Oddly enough, I never took much interest in it. I prefer my thrills to come in the shape of a woman. A woman's acceptance and approval. If you want candy and you're a woman, and candy brings you satisfaction, chances are that I'm gonna find a way to get some. Perhaps that makes me an automaton devoid of free will. There's not much I can do about it at this point. Part 2 soon.
"Luna Lovely is really cool. She's done a bunch of porn, but is special for the fact that she genuinely loves it. I also find her very attractive. Just remember, all the women you encounter these days have probably done dirty deeds in their pasts as well, and quite possibly on camera. There are no virgins left. Our technocracy has been screwing us since birth. Sorry, pal."
This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
Happy Halloween everyone! I know you might not like tall, brunette women. Or women who keep their body hair. Or women who wear silly-ass fake lash extensions. Or women who have tan lines. Or the band, Phish. Or women who like to be choked. Or women who enjoy playing with their spit. But life sucks and you get what you get and sometimes you just have to try and let everything wash over you like a refreshingly cool wave of Dubsie. Now, go scare some kids. Bye.
"Back in the day, this site was more focused on enticing photos of women in clothes. My theory was that revealing less could often go further than revealing more. Over the years, I found that both are important, especially if I wanted to make any money from this endeavor. But today, I bring you the amazing Olya, who is one of our more reserved models of recent years. Her beauty is special and I would personally feel foolish to refuse it unless she bared everything all the time. Stay human."
Some dictators are so wise that instead of making their countrymen lazy by providing drinkable tap water, they have them find alternative solutions, such as fetching it from local springs. Of course, you can always purchase bottled water in a store using debased currency if you prefer. Victoria Minina gives us a taste of life in a small Russian village. She also shows us her boldest travel attire. I imagine there is not a long wait at Russian airports these days. The country is way overdue for a regime change. C'mon, guys. You got this.
Say hello to yet another natural beauty that you will not find on other sites. Minka Giertz's bravery is on full display here with a visit to a popular Austin marketplace. If I was a real perv, I would spend my time in public trying to decipher which women have have opted to go braless or panty-less that day. Fortunately, I have much more civil things to do. I usually just stare at my phone, oblivious to the world around me, feeling oddly numb at how close we are to midnight on the Doomsday Clock. Sponsored by Bawls energy drink. Get your hands on some Bawls.
On this Cinco de Mayo, we head south to share a picnic with Susanna Torres. She isn't from Mexico, but do you care? Susanna is quite the ray of sunshine and is photographed here by Pepe, our newest contributor. Pepe used to be a shy, overweight degenerate with four children in an abusive marriage. He was always broke and unhappy. Under the tutelage of Andrew Tate's Hustler University, Pepe started eating clean, working out, and becoming more business-minded. He eventually amassed a fortune by scamming tourists in his country, but sadly, had to abandon his family while on this journey to personal empowerment. Long story short, Pepe felt empty inside, even while driving a Ferrari F8 Spider. So over the last year, Pepe decided to reinvent himself yet again and become a respectable photographer of nude women. Congrats, Pepe. Don't let me down.
Hi, everybody. This set of photos is another Zishy miracle. I was walking down the street with my ol' pal, Oxana, and we were in desperate need for a location to fit the stunning look she was sporting. We serendipitously found the Hotel Monika. It was everything we wanted colorful, elegant, plush. It even offered plenty of privacy, so much so that Oxana was able to play their piano, demonstrate her singing chops, and flash me glimpses of her immaculate body. You will see video from this day in Oxana's next update. Guess you will just have to stick around. I think you can manage.
"I had an appointment with my kid's teacher today. She is a sweet person. Very intelligent. She reads poetry, spends a lot of time in nature, LOVES classical music—mostly Mozart, but I can look past that, and even enjoys the occasional glass of wine on the weekends. Anyhoo, my child's education is very important to me, so I insisted that Ms. Thompson meet me after school hours to discuss further. She agreed. Wish me luck."
For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
The bad news Victoria Minina's run as a model on Zishy has come to an end. The good news this is a two part-set with Victoria in her prime, at home, in beautiful natural lighting. Everything lined up perfectly for me on this day. I hope that you, Vika, and I all have more days like this to look forward to. Oh and the great news Joss doesn't get a bunch of free advertising in part 2.
Welcome back. Here's a nice little, big tease from Olivia Yukon. She has a thing for Latin men and I am pretty sure any type of man would have a thing for her. Now all at once, Ay Caramba!
Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn't help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
"I felt like we all needed more Bess Burton in our lives. So here is a followup to her update from earlier this week. We went on a hike in the Vegas heat and the passive Bess had no complaints, which is very impressive, since I know how a woman built like her tends to run hot. The bonus video includes footage of our adventures at the airport."
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