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Pamela Aeris is a playful young lady from Phoenix. Half-kinky and half-goofy, she adores being in front of a camera. Pamela swears that she is bound for greatness. I just want world peace and to maintain my current occupation.
Irene Quinn returns in her final Zishy update. Hey, no one wants to see Game of Thrones in its 20th season, right? All good things, should end. Unless you don't want them to stay good. Like Star Wars, does anyone really care what happens to those characters? Disney fucked up. They looked backwards instead of forwards. Don't even get me started on Spider-Man and the Marvel Shitverse. Make something new. It's harder, it's riskier, but in the end, it's more entertaining. Never stop creating. Evolve. BTW, sometimes, these notes are mostly directed towards myself.
Comet Nox returns with her old cheerleading uniform from high school. She recently repurposed it as a Halloween costume. I can only hope that this is what the zombie apocalypse will look like. We visit her backyard where Comet kills it on the trampoline. She warned me that excessive bouncing has its affect on her bladder. I don't mind. Maybe others will, but maybe they need to get back in touch with nature.
Introducing Sabrina Lynn. She is another gorgeous person that I met on Instagram. I already know what you are thinking. I already know what you are going to say. Yes, there will be more of Sabrina to come. She is a smart cookie who is not only saving her modeling money, but also investing it. No, Sabrina did not actually rent a Lambo, but she is so undeniably beautiful, I bet they would have let her drive one off the lot if she asked nicely. Once I saw Sabrina's wallet, I felt like I began to understand her personality and why she would even do Zishy in the first place.
Morgan Attwood took me to the main street of her quaint town outside of San Jose. We covered the major attractions within minutes, but settled on tickling Morgan's sweet tooth with some raspberry gelato. Morgan is bright, energetic and confident with her sexuality. She vaguely reminds me of Phoebe, the character from 'Friends'. However, Morgan is much more tolerable than asinine one-liners and an abhorrent laugh track. Despite Morgan's less-than-stellar review of the Nissan Leaf, I was surprised at what we were able to accomplish in her backseat.
The biggest nightmare that I have as a photographer is realizing that I lost some images that were shot. It has happened in the past, and it will most likely happen again in the future. For the longest time, I thought that the rest of these photos of Leisel in her overalls were gone. But fortune smiled upon me once again and they resurfaced. Not only is Leisel a great model and a passionate photographer, but she is an all-around interesting woman. Leisel's personality is as rare as her vintage styling. Check out them bloomers!
Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
Here's an appetizer from my trip to Philippe's with Riley Anne and Winter Bliss. Winter is the one in the suspenders. More soon to follow. These girls are fire and needed thorough attention. Part two in 24 hours. If you're in LA, go get some Philippe's. I am looking forward to my next french dip pastrami.
Brandy Gila and I made it to the nursery just before closing time. We went to areas we weren't supposed to. We did things that were prohibited, but no one got hurt. That is what a lot of my life has become discovering which rules are necessary and which ones are simply in place due to prior momentum. We are surrounded by gobs of nonsense, so I feel zero shame in searching for what really matters. Like Conor eloquently put it, I'd like to take this chance to apologize ... to absolutely nobody.
From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it's just the natural progression of things. I can't marry them all and I don't want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy's paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
Heyo. Glad to see you again. I am back with Harley Woodburn. She has a crazy love for animals. And she is a crazy tall beauty that once slayed on the volleyball team. I was so smitten, I almost volunteered to clean up her cluttered home. Ha, may be next time. Stay safe and don't believe the hype.
Gaby Mueller has crazy acrobatic skills. She busted out these moves without much of a warm-up and being long out of practice. I never thought I would also be in the superhero game, but here I am. BTW, I just tested positive for being teased out of my mind by Gaby.
Kahlisa Boonyasak was a contestant in the Quarantine Challenge this April. She was photographed in Bangkok by first-time contributor, Robert Graham. He was stuck in Thailand for several weeks awaiting progress on Europe's COVID-19 situation. Lucky for us, he kept working and discovered the incredible Kahlisa. Robert has since returned to Europe, but here in the US, it seems like the shit-storm continues. Perhaps it is time for a Second Wave challenge. My wheels are turning.
I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn't even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. --discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
Savannah Small is an addict. She is addicted to tease. You might remember her from the quarantine contest. This was my first time in Alabama and Savannah made me wonder if all the women from her state are so wild. My guess is probably not. This sort of personality is rare in any province. Savannah made me feel welcome in her home and showed zero qualms revealing her powerful sexual nature. You can blame the drugs, but I know the truth.
Rikki Till and Stella Garmen felt like a smoke and a massage. I felt like a jellyfish. More of these friends to come. Stick around!
Nah, man. She would never do something as scandalous as my type of photography. That is the thought that ran through my mind when I first found Lolita Minh on social media. All I knew about her was that she was half-Colombian, half-Vietnamese, and one hundred percent adorable. She loves macaroons and sipping tea and going out with her friends. I had no idea Lolita is the type of person who enjoys something like MMA. To me, she looked too innocent to ever consider entertaining people all over the world with her young nude body. Damn, sometimes it is great to be wrong.
Sofia Orlova is the type of woman that could drive this type of man crazy. Luckily, I lost it long ago. My mind has grown used to navigating these waters in a perpetual state of chaos. Sofia doesn't have to try to inspire men like me. She only has to exist. But this incredible woman did do something. She mustered the courage to have her beauty documented in this way. Bol'shoye spasibo.
Ivah Anseline brought me to this park in Long Beach which was not overrun by homelessness. But don't be fooled, these photos were taken a while ago before California had completely decided to perform harakiri. Ivah is now safe in a different state along with the many others who felt their Hollywood dreams were not worth being burnt to a crisp in a Zombie apocalypse. Go figure.
This was the first time I had ever visited the Domain. It is a splendid area in Austin that has been developed for upscale shopping, fine dining, and resort-style living. I have yet to witness homelessness there, but I'm sure it's coming soon. Before long, you will be able to step over used needles and an unwashed person while you are on your way to buy butter croissants at Whole Foods. More Vicky Chandler to come. Cheerio.
Sylvia Belotti was one of the contestants in this year's quarantine challenge. I photographed her in Italy and she was beyond amazing on every level. This set almost got cut short as evident in the last few frames. But tomorrow you'll see how Sylvia and I responded.
Once upon a time, In a land far away, before Covid, before BLM, before Australia and Brazil burned, before the rampant homelessness, before MeToo, even before the entire fake news presidency, I photographed a woman many of you know as Jazz Reilly. She has come a long way. Early 2020 on social media, I saw that Jazz was expecting and that she still lived in Vegas. To my pleasant surprise, she was open to a return shoot. So here she is. Back with budding maternal curves, the immortal Jazz. Congrats on the healthy baby boy!
I have never been east of Moscow. So when Gene, a photographer in Khabarovsk, hit me up saying he could find models there, I jumped. Gene's regular style is more refined and posed, but he was also willing to try new things. He took Darya Nosenko out on the streets early in the morning and captured some daring nude images. Her delicate figure would wake up this American much better than a giant cup of coffee. Any other photographers out there in remote spots interested in contributing to Zishy? Africa? Oceana? The Middle East? Hit me up.
And we are back with Jessica Albanka from Oslo, Norway. Do you know how difficult it is to be inconspicuous walking in public with a woman like Jessica? It must be her eyes. Everyone can't help but stare at her eyes. Jessica is a perfect muse. Don't worry, there's still more of her to come.
Thai food is delicious, at least the Americanized version that I am familiar with. It might not be the healthiest for you. There's a lot of carbs and saturated fat. The dishes are often sweetened with added sugar. But if you are as active as Gaby Mueller, you need plenty of calorie-dense fuel. We stopped at a mostly empty Thai eatery and Gaby let me photograph her steamy new underwear. Thank God for those mid-day lulls in foot traffic.
Welcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don't waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with "Don't Vote" signage.
When life gives you lemonade, find a strawberry. Because travel has been tricky this year, I am seeking more and more Zishy contributors in all countries. This is Gisela Arias shot by Alex in Colombia. The duo did an extensive shoot on the streets in multiple locations, then tacked on some spicy shots back at her apartment. Ok, guys. I get it. You want some more cryptos for going the extra mile. Done.
Here are two fabulous women that I went above and beyond to bring to Zishy. Shyla Volbeck, the brunette, is very kind and approachable despite her intimidating beauty. Moon Torrance is ultra-confident in herself and outspoken with her views. Both could work in the seedy underworld of the fashion industry if they were so inclined. Luckily, we can see them be more than mannequins pushing absurdly priced products here at Zishy.
I am very happy that Target hired me for their new ad campaign. When I told Renee Macias, she was a little confused. Wait, they want you to take pics of me flashing inside their store? Yes, this is a new era. The execs are angling for a more liberal-minded image. They feel that no one would loot a place that accepts everyone, even the monsters from the kink community. Righteous. Keep an eye out for our video commercial during February's Super Bowl. Stay negative.
Apologies for keeping you sweethearts anxiously awaiting a Zishy update. I have not had running water for a few days and I am about to go out and collect melting snow to flush my filthy toilet. Nonetheless, here is a gorgeous woman that I photographed in Brooklyn before the pandemic truly hit. Meet Erna O'Hara. Also, don't miss the late bonus video that I posted to the previous update. XOXO
Zishy is back in Ukraine with a new contributor, Max. He found a natural beauty named Irina Dyvyn to photograph. She seems fun and filled with positive energy. I would have never guessed that she is a member of an international terrorist organization. Go figure.
Lolita Minh is great. No, my video camera didn't break. Sadly, my videographer decided to leave the job. He says the CIA has hired him to write, direct, and star in the next big documentary which exposes Russia for doping in Olympic competition. It is gonna make everyone really distrust Putin and his regime. After that, the CIA plans to have my former videographer make a movie about that journalist guy who was dismembered in the Saudi consulate. This is gonna throw a lot of muck at Trump, Saudi Arabia, and even Jeff Bezos somehow. Damn, my guy is going deep cover.
Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody's true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people's preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer ... BTW, I don't know about you, but mandated lockdowns don't seem to work.
If you happen to put down your phone and watch the super bowl this weekend, you will see an artist, called The Weeknd, performing his hit song, Blinding Lights, during the halftime show. The music video for it is artfully crafted with stunning cinematography. It is so good that it was awarded the top music vid of 2020 by most critics. The video's female lead should be familiar to the Zishy brethren. No, it's not Florida Mishlove. Congrats to her and fuck everyone who says you can't do big things if you take pictures for smutty web sites. Can an entertainer entertain? That's what's important.
On Saturday, I was hanging out with this couple and the guy let it slip that he knew what Onlyfans was and who Tori Black is. The woman got all up in arms. I had no idea you were into those things. Lady, you should consider yourself lucky. At least he has the balls to not hide it from you. Maybe you should discuss porn and learn where your partner stands on these things before you start living with them. As for Hazel Moore, she is the type of person that would enjoy acting out her partner's most shameful fantasies.
Once again, our contributor from Colombia comes through with an incredible find. Vicky tells me that she discovered Lissa Mendez working as a receptionist at a dental office. With a smile like that, I believe it. I would have her greet all my clientele and charge them a premium for it. What do you think? Should I have them take more pics on Lissa's next day off?
I would like to apologize to all my competition who sets out to achieve similar goals. Oh wait, there isn't any. Just the same, sorry for setting the bar so high. More than anything, I credit my persistence and wealth of apathy towards convention. You shouldn't be able to create such results with such women. I didn't care. I kept pushing and will keep on pushing. I love this land and I love Claudia Veneza. Viva Italia. -George Clooney
Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
I am finally on the mend from COVID. I bet I transmitted it last week from that goddamn senior citizen who delivered my food without a mask. Or maybe it was from one of the rotten children who play care-fee at the park where I perform my Tai Chi. Sure, I always wear double N95's but nothing is perfect. It befuddles me how many morons out there think it is still 2019. I just wish people were more considerate. But do not worry, gang. I will be back in full swing next week. Already brainstorming new locations for public smut. BTW, I did get a chance to add a bonus video to the update from 3 days ago.
My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can't have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow zishylives on IG or just keep following realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.
Some people, like Carrie Barber, enjoy cracking open a bottle of wine and playing video games at home, even on a relatively pleasant afternoon. I used to work in the gaming industry so I know that most of this entertainment is created by devil-worshipping sadists. Which is perfectly fine, just not my bag. I prefer torturing myself and others via photography of women who most men rarely have the balls to approach in real life. As for the devil, that dude doesn't answer prayers either. Happy Monday.
I met a wonderful young couple in Barcelona, Madeline Escobar and her boyfriend, Sergio. I speak some Spanish and they speak some English, so we were able to get by. It is particularly odd trying to explain what tacos or nachos are to Spanish speakers. Madeline had never tried Mexican food before, yet was curious when we found a local restaurant serving it. Overall, she is a sweet person with strong opinions and a passion for expressive art. You would never guess that she has a destructive gambling problem. I'm probably kidding about that.
Back in your life, Zishy returns with new photos of a European beauty. Vlada Romashina had me crushing slugs and getting chewed up by mosquitos in this fertile forest. I love all of nature, especially when it long legs and good network coverage,.
Erna O'Hara had a pair of Yeezys in her closet. I just couldn't resist. She says they are fine but prefers her Fila footwear. Erna, like so many her age, loves most things that are a throwback to the 90s. Personally, I also appreciate her nostalgia for the free-love, unshaven 60s. I blame my parents for letting me sleep on a waterbed throughout my adolescent years. Stay groovy.
I am usually not a fan of having as many nude women as possible in one frame, but sometimes it is good to try new things. This is harder than it looks. Stay tuned for a video. In the meanwhile, I advise you to stack sats. This is financial advice.
Max brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets in the way for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
Part 2 video poetic notes coming tomorrow. Must enjoy Saturday for now.
Quick update here. Power is out right now in the small town that I am staying in. Running off the reserves in my laptop battery and cell phone. Ooh and I'm about to go photograph that gymnastics teacher in a few minutes. We will see how that goes. Also, I will add a bonus video to this update once I get some juice. Have a good one. Entry2 I am back on the grid and the shoot was went splendidly. If you guys love her, half as much as your narrator, she will be a hit. G'night, amigos.
Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
It's funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn't funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O'Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.
I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn't when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel's lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn't when Sylvia saw her father's car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete ... just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
Do you like attractive, slim, energetic women with bountiful curly hair, who hate to shave, love their bodies, and can't stop smiling as they roll around on the angelic white sands of a Florida beach? Then you are gonna love Debra Kenlow. Conditions like these make me want to point up to the heavens like one of those athletes after pulling off an amazing feat. I owe one, Xenu!
'Welcome to Miami, bitch' is what Will actually told Chris right before his infamous slap. And now I understand. Miami plays by its own rules. It is in America, but barely. Surprisingly, this was my first time shooting in the city. Kelsey was around and finally without those cursed lash extensions, so I said let's go! The guy on the rooftop is a random onlooker who wouldn't give us our privacy. He wanted Kelsey's number, but when he couldn't get that, he solicited us for weed. Sorry, my guy. Stay tenacious.
This will be a brief write-up because it is Presidents' Day here in 'merica and we fugging love our presidents. They fight for our freedom and wellbeing even into the twilights of their lives. Their families would prefer them in bed, consuming soft foods, watching the Game Show Network, yet they would rather occupy the most powerful and stressful seats in government. God bless them. And God bless us. And God bless the incredible, natural bosoms of women like Diana Sedova. Remember, no matter what country you live in, your leaders and the media are lying to you.
Myra Glasford had half a swimsuit with her and luckily we were in a city where going topless in public is legal for both genders. Ooh, yeah I said it. Imagine if there were really only two genders. That would be so unnatural. Imagine if you went to a doctor and told them that you felt like a woman trapped in a man's body. The doctor then proceeds to schedule you to have your dick and balls removed, places you on intensive hormone therapy, and advises you to consider surgical breast implants. Yo doc, wouldn't it be better cheaper, safer less painful to fix my head? Can't you prescribe pills or therapy to put me in harmony with my body? Again, I don't know shit.
Here is part two of Zishy contributormodel Vika's rendezvous with Arina Bik. Redheads like Arina are rare and precious gems, difficult to find in every region of the planet. Don't be smart and bring up Scotland, I'm not going there. I saw Braveheart. The place seems about as dangerous as Afghanistan. Too soon? I have never been good at making decisions
Here is a natural-as-they-come woman from the US that I met online. She has a peculiar name, Zeta BB. I think it has something to do with BB8 from Star Wars, but I could be way off. I don't have a very good memory. I just remember she lived in Michigan for a while and now she's on the West Coast. She caters to hair lovers, which one might often label me. Hey, I grew up when back when having body hair wasn't the equivalent of a war crime. It is what it is.
I used to record the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit program that they would air on primetime network TV. Those were the good ol' VCR days of my youth. Now, the young kids have it so easy. Nicole Ross brought with her two great, ultra-nothing bikinis. She made me photograph her in both of them, and then without either. It was torture I really need to learn how to say no.
Natural beauty. An adventurous spirit. A smile that is rarely suppressed. Comfort with her body and sexuality. Kat Keen checks all the boxes. I can and will continue to bring incredible women to Zishy, but Kat will not be topped, only matched. Fortunately, this is not the last we will see of her. Enjoy the rest of your week and hug your children.
You guys want the inside baseball? Photographing Emily Right in public, without makeup was not a great decision on my part. In my defense, I had no idea it was going to be such an issue. I always ask the women to check out the site and I go over what to expect. Nonetheless, she wasn't feeling it so we had to bail after only a few minutes. Trying to get a smile from her was like trying to get my 5-year-old to watch The Shining with me. Very tricky. Once we were out of anyone's view though, back at the car, Emily opened up and felt more at ease. I still find her very attractive and appreciate her efforts. Later, I will bring you more of her from the safety of indoors. Live and learn, except I'm not sure what I learned.
I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
Here are more adventures from Spain with Madeline Escobar. It took a minute for me to get used to the accepted nudity at the beach, but once I did, I realized how fucked up the rest of the world is. Thank you for the perspective, Barcelona. One more update of Madeline in your future if you stay tuned to Elon Musk's favorite internet site, Zishy.
It is remarkable that Austin is the home of two of the wildest, blonde, busty adult starlets from recent memory. Though when it comes to uninhibited energy, Angel Youngs takes the blue ribbon. We went shopping. then took some pics in the parking lot. My mind was filled with thoughts like--Is this really happening? Life rips! She is the real deal. Happy Birthday, Angel.
Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
Lolita Minh is back and I hope she will return again at some point, but for now, this is her fond farewell. I want to reiterate how pleasantly surprised I was to discover that this quiet, adorable human also had an appetite for being naughty. So much so, she also gave me some extra footage that stepped outside of the Zishy boundaries. EMAIL infozishy.com if you are interested in that. Also, I will be adding a video later todaytomorrow. Kisses.
As promised, here is the second part of Claudia Veneza's morning update. I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall's pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it's true. Don't limit yourself. Don't set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn't mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.
Some dictators are so wise that instead of making their countrymen lazy by providing drinkable tap water, they have them find alternative solutions, such as fetching it from local springs. Of course, you can always purchase bottled water in a store using debased currency if you prefer. Victoria Minina gives us a taste of life in a small Russian village. She also shows us her boldest travel attire. I imagine there is not a long wait at Russian airports these days. The country is way overdue for a regime change. C'mon, guys. You got this.
This segment of our show is brought to you by Dollar General. They meet all your essential grocery needs at any one of their 16,000 locations. Need vegetables? Corn chips, aisle eight. No teeth? No problem. Soak those crispy veggies in your favorite energy drink from aisle five. Been hitting the gym for that summer bod? Stock up on protein from the canned meat selection in aisle six. I had to drive out to the sticks for Luna Fey, but she is worth it. Fuck speed traps though.
Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father's Plan.
Here is the second part of my time in Moscow with Disha and Alevtina. There will be a third, unless there is nuclear war. In that case, all bets would be off. No more Zishy. No more Dwayne Johnson movies. No more fried onion blossoms. The lizard people in charge of the war machine better calm the f down, because we stand to lose our very entertaining lifestyles. If I am one of the few 'lucky' survivors, I will be thoroughly incensed that the apocalypse put an abrupt end to my adventures in smut.
Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
I met you at JC Penney. I think your name tag said Meadow. I cold step to you with a fresh pack of gum. Somehow I knew you were lookin' for some. Like a fruit that's ripe for a pickin'. I wouldn't do you like that Zankou Chicken. Cause only you've got a thing that I just got to get with. I just got to get with you. And you know what we're gonna do Zishy! Thanks for the lyrical help, Beck. And especially thanks to Meadow Brink for searing some fantastic memories into my mind.
Claire Mandeville made the decision to ditch Utah for Las Vegas, or maybe it was her boyfriend's choice and she just came along for the ride. I like to think that the young couple is in love, perhaps not rich, but living in a safe place, sharing it comfortably with their two small pets, Belle and Pogo. Maybe Claire is going to attend night courses at a community college and eventually pass the CPA exam. The couple will marry, have twin baby boys, and use the money that they had been putting into Bitcoin for the last 10 years to buy a spacious home in a gated community. Damn, I wish everyone was this smart and cute. Bonus video and xtra to come.
One day, I was photographing a woman nude and I asked her if I could take some photos as she showered. She refused. She said that photos in a shower were too intimatepersonal. I don't know what the hell she was smoking, but life goes on. Regan Budimir and Alevtina Batman seemed to enjoy the idea. Keep that belly button clean. Talk soon.
As promised, here is a video of Kerin Metzger. I wish her luck and hope she returns to us safely after her adventures as a Christian missionary in Central America. A woman like her is on a very short list of reasons for me to ever crack open a Bible.
I photographed Hopeless SoFrantic in Los Angeles. She is a nice person and really easy to get along with. She loves animals and is a vegan. As sweet as she is though, she is a living organism and will have to eat other living organisms in order to survive on this planet. That's just how the rules are written. Hopeless says she inherited her large natural breasts and light frame from her mother, who also did some modeling in her youth. Our future looks Hopeless.
Helga Amor returns with contributor Max. I think she is smoking hot and it wouldn't hurt to see her smile more. Then again, maybe shit isn't going well for her. Maybe she is worried about a global pandemic, climate change, the constant threat of nuclear annihilation, the rise of child suicide, the growing impoverished population, the incompetence from all forms of leadership, the death of intellect and hard work, the rise of terrorism foreign and domestic, the widespread sense of mental illness plaguing society. But also, Helga might just think it looks goofy to show too much emotion. Who knows?
This is Luisa Medrano, photographed in Colombia by our newest contributor, Viky. Luisa was very timid about taking these sorts of photos but then she realized that nothing really matters, the only time is now and that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone, even Mohammed bin Salman. Luisa reminds me a lot of one of the previous Zishy models, hbu? Stay grateful.
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