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Welcome back. Here's a nice little, big tease from Olivia Yukon. She has a thing for Latin men and I am pretty sure any type of man would have a thing for her. Now all at once, Ay Caramba!
I love reading. I actually enjoy anything that pulls my eyes away from one of these screens. I know you are here for the pretty girls and the boobs and ass, and I hope they bring you a lot of entertainment, but I also want to share some great advice which was given during one of Tim Welch's wiser moments. He stressed the importance of relationships, honesty, and health. The first two, I have no idea what he's talking about, but I agree with his sentiment that health leads to happiness. And health of the mind is equally, if not more important than health of the body. Getting through a good book is a perfect way to exercise, and rest your mind. Plus, your wife will probably bitch a lot less when she finds a book in your hands, as opposed to a phone or game controller.
"And we are back with new Angel Avril loitering at a hip, new apartment complex with yours truly. This is part one and I will return tomorrow with part two which was shot back at her place and includes bonus video. For now, I must leave you to go work on my figure skating. Take care, gents."
Nala Brooks is a champ. She came to shoot with me in the heart of the pandemic. Back when BLM wasn't known for their support of Hamas. Back when masks weren't mostly used for smash-n-grabs, and back when drinking a Bud Light wasn't a political statement. Oh, how the world has changed. But I'll tell you something that hasn't changed, Nala's body continues to amaze. Her smile, among other things, helped me stay positive. And that is important. Optimism is the first ingredient required for change.
"Here is part two of my walk with Kylie Shay. Since it got dark on us, we decided to snap the rest of the photos in her van. Kylie loves to smoke/vape, so I promised she could do that, but only if she removed all her clothing for the camera. The negotiations went smoothly."
I appreciate seasoned personalities and fully developed intellects. But when it comes to nude photos, a younger woman's body tends to be a bit more photogenic, at least to my eyes. Of course, I know many men prefer older women, even some who have had this fascination since adolescence. But, unfortunately perhaps, I was never gifted this perspective. I have always been pleasantly tormented by the vibrant, youthful features of a woman closer to Rebel Tee's age. I am shallow. Just being honest. HBU?
Beta from Buenos Aires finds yet another irresistible Argentinian for our hungry eyes. Victoria Ramos clearly has a fun personality and a taste for tease. I recently cut out gluten from my diet, so the sweet pastries in these pics have zero appeal to me. In fact, all I consume now are AG1, Blue Chew, and Prime energy drink. It hurts when I breathe, but I can tear a hole in some dry wall with this man-hammer. Are there any cardiologists in the Zishy fanbase? Asking for a friend.
Let me introduce you to Sunny Radford. She is a college student in Texas who felt like she deserves a few added benefits for paying such high tuition. We decided to utilize her campus as a backdrop and take some cheeky photos. Fortunately, all that money they take in doesn't go towards top-notch security. But I am sure the dean's pockets are staying well-padded. Happy Saturday.
"Apologies for the delay. Here is part two of Rian. Her innate beauty seems to get us all going despite her limitations with nudity. Well that is not entirely true, there are a few complainers, but just imagine if I only listened to that small number of ingrates. Imagine we didn't have any Rian Starber, or Sabrina Lynn, or Ariel Gossimer to look at. That would kinda suck."
We were in a crunch for time and Adriene Macedo's social anxiety started kicking in, so rather than assault customers at REI for staring at her, I proposed that we take pictures inside Adriene's car. She was down. Besides being beautiful. Adriene is an avid reader of outsider perspectives, like Graham Hancock. She is also big into conspiracy theories. For example, like that the Reagan administration sold weapons to Iran, or that there was a harmful virus in the polio vaccine, or that there weren't actually any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. What a kook. But still, look into it.
For the record, I moved here years before Rogan and Musk. And I don't care much for the city. It can suck an egg. I stay on the outskirts. Waiting in line for every GD thing like we are at Disneyland, it's not for me. Anyways, Sybil Kuechler came to visit and we had a blast. She takes her aviation fetish to another level. She works as a thrower on the tarmac in a different city. She frequently travels. She has even attended flight school. I'm sure a few pilots have shared fond memories with Sybil. It would have been utterly thoughtless had I not photographed her arrival. Maybe there is hope for me after all.
Sometimes life is simple and wonderful, just like the night shown here in these photos. Grace Onfire came to Los Angeles by way of Philly. She is chasing her dreams like so many others in this city. Fame, fortune, or maybe just some good ol' fun while she's in her twenties. I am happy to be of service. There is still plenty to appreciate in this world, and believe it or not, most of it isn't found on your phone. Stay living.
Happy Thanksgiving, guys. Here's a supplemental set of Vonnie to yesterday's update. You'll get one last visit from her before my time is done. Now go get that gravy.
"Soledad Lomas sizzles in this straightforward set of photos. A towel, a bed, and a gorgeous woman--sometimes that is all we really need on a Friday in late August. I relocated to Austin well before the COVID migration. I didn't think I would be able to find the level of talent here that I often came across in Los Angeles. I was partially right. There are model droughts and macro-economic and socio factors play a role, but overall I am happy I made my move to Texas. Soledad is living proof that every region has its uncut gems."
Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire's petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.
Liz Jordan is the ideal roommate. Even though I keep her up late at night with my loud music, often bumping Eddie Noack or Brooke Candy from the living room, she still entertains an early morning request to be photographed. Elizabeth has such exquisite taste in sleepwear. Her pink shorts remind me of translucent flower petals illuminated by spring sunshine. I totally respect that Liz is in a committed long-distance relationship. We both agreed to keep our morning photo sessions strictly professional. From here on out, STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL. To be continued. Xtra also coming.
Hey gang. I'm traveling and photographing two wonderful women in Arizona this weekend. Sorry for the delay. I'll post a shower video from this slippery update of Ira Sedina within the next 48 hours. Ira isn't the most outwardly expressive, but if you're like me, you didn't notice that because you were too distracted by her beauty. Talk soon. Z
Yeah it is brisk, but you are gonna warm up. I promise. These winter chills in LA are nothing compared to other places. Do some cartwheels. Try some headstands. We just gotta get your heartrate up. You don't need that jacket. You're the descendent of savages, Melba. Don't forget that. Savages. I think I can see the stars in your yoga pants. Damn, this adrenaline is lovely.
Girls are like pizza. If you haven't had any in a while, it sounds like an irresistible treat. Once you do get some, you have to take it slow. If you rush, you could end up hurting yourself pizza mouth. One slice, Ooh baby. Another, yum. Another, yessir. Another, I'm starting to get full. Another, I really shouldn't. Another, I need a break. See, exactly like pizza. You either know or you will learn. I'll add a bonus video tomorrow. Reina Rae is tasty. update didn't find much video from this day.
Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn't eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn't the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He's into Hispanic bad boys. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
"One day my luck is going to run out and I will not be able to find any more of these spectacular natural women to photograph. But until that day, I am going to continue to grind. There's too much shitty art and smut out there. The world needs Zishy. The world needs women like Emberlynn. Thanks for the support."
Contestant 4 is from Tampa. She says that the thing she misses the most is being able to go the gym. Home workouts on her balcony will have to do for now. This Floridian invites us all to join along. Sweat out those germs! Subscribe and see her adorable face.
A few months ago, I put together that quarantine selfie challenge. Dubsie wasn't crazy about the mask idea. The whole thing felt so novelty, so temporary. Now it feels like masks are never going away. Anyways, Dubsie dug the ZishTok idea instead and submitted this contribution. More Dubs in the future.
Here is Joana Melo kicking it in the Caribbean with our contributor, Martin. Her dark skin looks incredible under the bright sun. I still can't determine whether or not her breasts are natural, but if they are, there was certainly some blip in the Matrix. If they aren't, then kudos to you, doc. Eat more fruit. Bye bye.
I'm gonna try something different today. I'm not gonna talk shit about other artists' creativity. I'm not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That's me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
Over the last couple of months, I have exhausted much effort into acquiring hardware for mining cryptocurrency. It is a pain to say the least. Everyone is trying to middle-man each other and this creates an insane demand over a limited resource. When it comes to value, scarcity is everything. So if you think this mostly non-nude set of Miki Pedangen has no value, I must vehemently disagree. You can not find anything like this anywhere else of our majestic Miki. If you do, please let me know. I can't get enough of her. Stay ready.
Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
"Just yesterday, I found a scorpion on the street. I had to stop and admire this creature. Scorpions know that they are beautiful and they let you know it too, but not with a smile—never a smile. Smiles are for the weak. Scorpions are strong and dangerous and can hide their power in silence. When they approach, their perfume coils around your head like a noose. You only become aware of a scorpion's stinger at the moment it is too late—the moment after you have fallen in love. Please heed my advice, treat the scorpions in your life well or stay clear of them completely. Happy Friday."
Misty Lovelace says she is polyamorous. At some point, I would have thought this lifestyle choice was a good idea. But after having a child, I can't see how responsible parents would have much time nor energy for additional lovers. Perhaps this is only a problem before your children reach those immense college debt years. But also maybe, us humans need to choose between adding to the population or always seeking the next strange. There are some asses we are destined to appreciate from a distance. This is our painful reality.
So I'm listening to Nervous Norvus and thinking to myself, Yeah, I can do this. I can start dicking around with some musical instruments and audio recording software and make a few quirky tracks. I have been taking Alpha Brain and am ready to focus on mastering a new craft. I will pair catchy melodies with witty lyrics that poke fun at the meaninglessness of existence. I will put them on the Internet and they can go viral. Maybe in a couple of years I will be asked to perform on the festival circuit. I will have to abandon my family, but great things require great sacrifice. However, first, I must add a bonus video and an 'xtra' content update of Melody Marks by tomorrow. The launch of my next career can wait a few more days.
Hello everyone. This is part one of another shoot I did in Kiev, or Kyiv, or whatever you prefer to call Ukraine's capital, currently being shelled by Russian artillery. Obviously, these photos were taken during happier times. Regan Budimir recruited her photogenic friend to join the Zishy army. Her name is Olena Kozich. This update focuses more on tease and less on nudity, so deal with that info accordingly. More from the indoor portion will follow at some point. Hope everyone is safe and that most of this once-bustling city will remain intact. XOXO
I admit it, guys. I miss LA. I miss the perennial traffic. I miss the costly rent paid to stay in homes, usually crammed apartments, that were built over half a century ago. I miss the neighbors with whom I would never speak. I miss the self-promoting, mostly-untalented actors, artists and entertainers thirsty for attention. I miss radicalized woke culture, granted its zealots might just be high and overly sensitive. I miss the draughts. I miss the homeless ladies petting their half-dead kittens on greasy stairwells and wreaking of shit. I miss the constant struggle to find parking. I miss the wildfires and the smoke that gives you painful headaches along with a scratchy throat. I miss the ever-present fear that at any moment a disaster could strike and turn the entire population into a cannibalistic mob. Yes, I miss the City of Angels. So sometimes I return for a few days to take pictures of a person like Yeraz Gebeshian. And after, with a tear in my eye, I depart and return to a more sane existence.
I was a fairly uncoordinated kid. In my mid-thirties, I decided life was too short to not learn how to skate. I first had to prove to myself that it was possible. I took a few spills, but managed to improve a bit each time I went out. All you need is patience, an empty parking lot, and a decent board setup. Don't waste your money on no-name brands that prey off newbs. Once I had a smooth ride, I believe I spent around 130, the experience was much more enjoyable. Sybil Kuechler knows how to skateboard and tease at the same time, doesn't even need undies or a bra. That is next level.
I took these photos of Myra Glasford at a shopping mall when masks were a required thing. Oh well. We still managed to flash her dangerous face from time to time. Probably ended up killing a few people in the process. Our bad. At least a few old dudes got a rise from the revealing top Myra was wearing before they met the reaper. Stay safe out there.
As a sign of solidarity, I have decided to revoke access to Mr. Putin's account here on Zishy. I know how he loves my work, but unfortunately his senility has caused too much suffering for the people of Ukraine and to those of his own country. I plead to all of my audience to reserve judgment of Russians. Seeing past decades of propaganda is a tall order. Even with that being said, most of Russia was shocked by its president's decision to invade Ukraine. These people are also scared, angry, and fucked. This war is yet another perfect example of why unchecked power should never be granted to any of us. Tyranny is out, baby. Here's Sofi Levchenko photographed for Zishy by Alina in Ukraine.
You wanna bring peace to Europe, but can you bring peace to your life? Can you put down your phone long enough to play outside with your children for an hour? Can you cancel the business trip to Costa Rica and stay home with your family instead? Do you have the internal strength to resist Armando, your secret lover, and his warm embrace? The wife knows. She must know. Liberate yourself from the slave chains of deceit and suck Truth's dick like tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Stella Barry is stunning. Thanks, Anthony. But maybe next time cool it with the playgrounds.
"Here is a nice soft intro to a beautiful woman that very recently popped up on our radar, Yvain Cormich. Apparently, she is quite shy, but judging by what I have seen of her, she is making strides to break through that mold. Part two tomorrow. She ditches all her clothes. Patience, my friends."
I wanna say, Listen up! Fuck anyone whose name is Zach this is Meadow Brink BTW. Did you know that a hundred thousand years ago they had these routines where they would shower for two hours at a time, because they were super thorough. They weren't stingy with their soaps. They didn't use those goddamn 3-in-1 shower gel bullshits. They went outside and gathered aromatic herbs from nature to smell wonderful. Ironically, they also found body odor appealing. You might think that the dirty asshole standing in front of you at the checkout line is disgusting, but he is just a different kind of flower. Embrace the full spectrum of stink. Soak a pillow with ball sweat and give it your best friend. If they love you, they'll cherish it. Good Luck. -MB
"Part two as promised. These two have me hoping the headlines are true and that the war is coming to an end soon. ""Can we all get along?"" Eh, the famous words of a violent addict. Perhaps Mr. King found his answer at the bottom of the pool."
I am back in action with Katherine Prerija. She uses Microsoft Windows and I dig that. Apple still confounds me with its decision to forgo touch screens on their laptops. Retarded isn't the word because that would make me insensitive. It is fucking stupid. If you happen to be an Apple guy, I am sure there is something else you can appreciate of Katherine's. She has many nice gifts.
Zach, is it necessary for you to create multiple images of a woman's breasts from all possible angles and in various lighting conditions? Super necessary. Especially when they are natural wonders like Kayla Coyote's. Kayla, we will have more fun with this lava lamp later. Give it to them nice and slow. They think we hate that, but we actually love it. Don't be in such a rush. This simulation goes fast.
Artistic, playful, captivating, beautiful--Vicky hit it out of the park on this update with Valery Ponce. Her photography immediately transports us to Colombia. You might come here for the nudie pics, but you get so much more. I also give great advise to subscribers. The other day some gentleman wrote me asking if the person he found on a Czech escort site was legitimately one of the Zishy models. Certainly the pics were, but I bet my two left nuts that whoever might arrive at his doorstep would be a far cry from a looker. I told him to stay away from these scams, save your money and just jerk it.
Keira Croft is full of health, sex, and life. I hope she stays that way and never loses sight of what makes her special. I only have award-winning eyelashes and a fabulous wit to rely on. Shucks.
I am back with a wonderful update featuring Gia Ohmy. Sure, she has tried to have me canceled, but I still like her. The problem was that I was slow as molasses getting her copies of the content we shot together, which oddly I am under no obligation to do. This filled her sweet little heart with rage and so Gia decided to talk trash about me online. Meh, we all make mistakes. Water off a duck's butt. She did drive me around in her Benzo and was quite friendly in person. Who knew?
Colombia looks pretty incredible, and that is without even factoring in its beautiful women. I am so grateful that I linked up with a few entrepreneurial individuals from that region. They continue to deliver unique material that can't easily be found on the smut-net. This update of Valery Ponce is a perfect example. It is brought to you us by Viky. It only took her a few online courses at Zach Venice University to up to speed. Enroll today and start making magic in 2024.
If Lina Telemann was competing in the New York Marathon, she would qualify for the Athena division which is reserved for large women runners. She stands over 6-feet tall and weighs more than your humble narrator. She is also impressively flexible, sports long lustrous blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. Although Lina is not interested in nude modeling, she is an exceptional addition to the Zishy roster. I wanna see her kick the shit out of Jake Paul. More to come.
"Here we have over six and a half minutes of video with the ridiculous Samadhi Amour. She dances, shakes, and strips for all humanity to admire. I wager that this experience will travel to the far reaches of the internet for generations to come, as it should. I want my great grandchildren to behold Samadhi's beauty. And try to relax, this isn't the last you and I will be seeing of her."
Whether or not Lana Rhoades set out to become a renowned porn star is unimportant. What is noteworthy is how quickly it happened. Her looks and sexuality are undeniable, so the industry was quick to eat them up. Many of you might say that Zishy is porn, but I always thought that porn required sex. Even still, who the fuck isn't having sex or wishing they were having sex with people as beautiful as Lana? Give these performers a break, they are human beings with real emotions. Porn is only a temporary hiatus from real life, even for stars as bright as Ms. Rhoades.
Let's start off this month with some Thanksgiving leftovers. Here is extra content that I had from her last set. Yes, I know, life is hard. You must suffer through more of the ultra-appealing and charismatic Kayla Coyote. I feel for you, I really do. But if there is one thing that I have learned from over a decade of running this site it is to never underestimate my audience. You can do it! Are you AmeriCANs or AmeriCUNTs? See you soon with a newbie.
I knew I had problems once I realized that I actually enjoyed the feeling of a house fly crawling across my skin. Most sane people swat them away immediately. Not me. Sometimes I sit perfectly still for minutes on end, soaking up the sensations freely given by my winged friends. There is no woman that would accept this, especially, not one like Olivia Yukon. I am doomed to be labeled disgusting or 'creepy'. I know none of you would know anything about that sort of thing. At least I take pretty pictures.
Zishy is updating its terms of use this October as well. We will no longer allow any donkey punches, ATMs, Ringo Starrs, superherosupervillain fisting, upside down toeholds, or bareback spit roasts. Sorry, guys. On the bright side, I will now accept crypto for payment because fuck banks and credit card companies. Anyways, enjoy this extended final tease of Sofia Orlova. She never revealed her nude body completely to us, but I still think she is magic.
"In part two, Max gets Taya Helenova back to the flat to remove her clothes. This young woman appears to genuinely enjoy our appreciation. With a smile like Taya's, you know this won't be the last you see of her. In other news, I'm officially declaring myself anti-Israel and anti-Palestine. Give the land back to the isopods!"
Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
"Decided to bring you the full 6-minute video footage of Julia Campos raw and unedited. We see her struggle to contain herself at the café as she enjoys a milkshake, among other things. Then, Julia shows off her incredible figure while dancing and stripping back home. This one also seemed worthy of being its own update. Gonna have to find a way to get more Julia. What a woman!"
City fest of the horniest upskirts
Alina, another Zishy contributor, took it upon herself to go out with her friend into the snow and take some pics for us. She didn't show me Lida Nowak beforehand, or discuss her ideas with the snow and location. Alina just knew it would all work out. Boy, was she right. Lida is daring, flexible, and incredible. I hope that all you have a happy new year. Part two will come.
College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don't get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don't get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
"We made it, guys! Another new year and another beautiful set of images of Melina Amaru. Her sensitive eyes struggle in the sun, but the rest of her body shines. I wish all of you the best this year. And I renew my commitment to bring the internet it's finest niche soft smut. Back when I created this site in 2011, I had no idea where it would go. Thanks to you, I no longer have any bosses to submit to, well, besides my wife. Happy 2025."
This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
"This may be it, the last we will ever see of Zoe Aguilar. That might not be what you want to hear, but I figure at this point, you have earned my honesty. You have put up with all my bullshitting and poor humor. You've seen me be faux-sexist, faux-homophobic, faux-homosexual, faux-racist and yet you still support my madness. From now on, I'm gonna shoot it straight with you. Zoe is leaving us for Islam and will adopt a more traditional halal lifestyle. I don't want to get to into it. I don't like ruffling feathers, but hey, people are entitled to their own decisions. Bonus video tomorrow. As-salamu alaykum."
One day, I was photographing a woman nude and I asked her if I could take some photos as she showered. She refused. She said that photos in a shower were too intimatepersonal. I don't know what the hell she was smoking, but life goes on. Regan Budimir and Alevtina Batman seemed to enjoy the idea. Keep that belly button clean. Talk soon.
Here is the second part to Paula Swenson's gallery. This woman is incredible and raises the bar for my site. She could be a fashion model, or an actress, or a damn singer. We are lucky, friends. Action Bronson's Actin Crazy is the song in the bonus video.
Well for sure Dita Vetone is one of the most gifted in the chest department for my site. I don't know why many men love large breasts, but it is just a fact of life. Fairness, yeah now there is a fantasy. Dita is mostly a shy and introverted person who probably has to deal with photographers, like me, constantly hounding her to be their muse. And what about all the men who are instantly drawn to her with sexual attention? It is no wonder why so many women build a defensive attitude towards men. Treat women with care and respect. Admiration does not need to be followed by possession. By the way, I added a dark mode that you can find in the menu bar.
I have been doing this a long time. I know how to push all your buttons. I can predict all your immediate reactions. I know what you are saying in your head. No way. Not possible. Gotta be fake. But nope. You are absolutely wrong, my dude. I made sure to check thoroughly in person. They are not contact lenses. And Vyeta Mustafina's entire face is completely natural. As for the rest of her body, I remain a skeptic. But who knows? She says it's legit. Who cares? In five years, you will be happily married to some A.I. octopus elf in the metaverse.
A marketing executive from Joss Industries hit me up last October requesting photographs of Miki Pedangen in one of their suits. I had them ship over a few in her size along with a hefty advance. Sadly, Joss paid in FTX token and all was for naught. However, with their permission, I am now able to publish the campaign here. I'm also including extra photos that continue Miki's last update. This same exec now wants me to photograph Miki nude for his 'private collection', but I doubt she will agree. Some beauties are shy. Selah. Bitcoin only, my brothers.
Bella Rose appeared recently in a Riff Raff Instagram post, as if she wasn't cool enough. She is a fun girl, quite beautiful, quite brave, perfect for a Zishy field trip to Century City mall. I have been batting around the idea of starting a podcast. You will get to hear more of my rants and raves if you so desire. I can describe what I hate about the things I love. I can grow my comedy chops, for my future career as a stand-up comic. I can read you completely fake horoscopes. I can also field your questions. Msg me infozishy.com.
"Camila Gomez, naked, in heels, with her tall and slender form is a vision that makes me believe in poetry. I begin to understand the delicate harmony of the universe. So much of the noise and chaos that distracts me, constantly, is counter-balanced by a beauty which commands my total focus. This is what kings will gladly bend their knees to. Okay, probably a bit much. But she sure is fetching."
Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
Here is part two and unless I do not survive the holidays, you can expect a part three with the unique Skye Blue. Recently someone else with nipple piercings told me that the hardware is prone to getting stanky. They described it similar to cheese. As disgusting as that sounds, I don't know if it would be enough to repel me from Skye. It was numbingly cold on this day in Texas. Thank Skye for being filled with that warrior's spirit.
I met Tamara Damachuk at the beach one idyllic summer day. She was with her boyfriend relaxing, making out, you know, things that young lovers do on a lazy afternoon. I approached her and asked if she would consider modeling. She struck me as an intensely shy person, but to my surprise, was receptive to my offer. Within a couple of days, I had Tamara walking around town in a perfectly short skirt and even smiling from time to time. Dare to dream. More to come.
As promised, here is a nice long video from my time with Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. These two women went above and beyond to fulfill my dark, twisted fantasies. Weed still works.
"Here is part 2 as promised. For all the Zishy fans who have thought about it, but for whatever reason have never gotten into drinking, here is a tip. Head down to your local convenience store and pick up an extra large fountain drink (Coke or iced tea) and a miniature bottle of Malibu rum. Discard roughly the volume of the Malibu bottle from your fountain drink. Then, pour the rum in and stir lightly. This sweet concoction will serve as a gentle intro to consuming alcohol. It is how my old workmates at Blockbuster Video got me started. I don't drink any more ... but I don't drink any less."
An extensive adventure in Milan, Italy with our contributing photographer, Mitia. Sera Rossini is an acrobat, a student, and an exhibitionist. It is unfortunate that these photos would not be possible in today's COVID-19 situation. Most of Northern Italy is on lockdown. Send love and stay healthy.
Good morning, you savages. I photographed Paula at the Palihouse in Santa Monica. It is a boutique hotel with a chic vintage motif. It can be pricey, but with Paula, I was going to pull out all the stops. The place fits perfectly with her soulful demeanor. A woman with serious good looks and a willingness to goof off and tease the camera is music to my eyes. More to come.
"Mari Cami, it's okay if you decide to wear a red bikini or a blue bikini. I really don't mind either way. In the end, what truly matters is what's underneath. Are you a real person that is pleasant to be around? Do you have thoughts of your own or do you just go along with everything in your red/blue camp? Can you be objective? Can you recognize that you do not KNOW the truth, you only know what you've been told or shown, often with an agenda and under heavy manipulation? And do you need a backrub? I accept you."
Meadow Brink is a mystery, inside a puzzle, filled with paradox, surrounded by a maze. I don't get her and probably never will. But sometimes we get along long enough to make really cool shit. She's my Eastman. And I'm her Laird. Or at least that is how it felt on this spring morning in Pensacola. Hope this finds her doing well.
"Welcome to another week of joy and wonder. We have made it well past the halfway point of 2024. Congrats! Here is Victoria Ramos spreading her positive energy from Buenos Aires. Her unique look is an example of nonstandard beauty. I am so grateful to all the diverse women who have taken the chance of putting themselves on the internet. Hawk-Tuhh Girl, hold your head up high. Screw the haters. No hawk-tuhh for thems."
Anyone who ever tells you that life is beautiful or amazing or whatever is a liar. They are in a temporary state of euphoria. While I appreciate their attempts to be uplifting, let's face it, life is okay once you add everything up. And that is fine by me. I have been forced to accept illness, suffering, the destruction of the natural world, even the knowledge of my eventual demise. I just want to be able to keep taking pictures of women, like Florida Mishlove, in the shower. Is it really too much to ask? Thanks in advance.
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